Heartache Kits

Yay!

Thank you so much! I did my headphones this last year, so of course, I needed to make a matching tech sleeve!

Thank you!

Omg thanks!

Thank you!

Glorious! My first crochet ended up more of a triangle than a rectangle hahahah!

Embroidery of a skeleton, mushrooms, plants, and moss in an embroidery hoop.

I think I like #HandEmbroidery as much as I do because it reminds me that even if the hours of work I put in aren't visible incrementally, progress as a whole is undeniable.

a woman is sitting at a desk in a classroom with the word schitts creek on the bottom ALT: a woman is sitting at a desk in a classroom with the word schitts creek on the bottom

Isn't it just the best having to explain you're not challenging them by asking questions, over and over and over....

Has anyone pointed out to ICE agents that if they're arresting people solely to collect a bonus, they're not law enforcement officers. They're bounty hunters.

I look forward to all of them losing their jobs and being blacklisted from serving in law enforcement.

Ben Shapiro has new eyebrows

Holy shit, Ben Shapiro is Grouchomaxxing.

Is LinkedIn the worst or THE WORST of all time?

This is basically Twitter in a nutshell

I literally wanted until Obama was reelected to get pregnant. Now I have a daughter and paperwork to determine European citizenship viability.

Reported and blocked. Jfc.

lol

My body: Hey! We should ease into things. I know it's spring cleaning time, and you're really excited to move again, but you won't like what I do if you push things too fast.

Me: LOOK AT ALL THE THINGS TO CLEAN I CAN MOVE THAT FURNITURE WHERE IS THE MOP I SCRUB ALL FLAT SURFACES OMG THE OVEN

I know. #oilpainting #art #sketchbook

The realization that art isn't considered a real job because if it was, then women and single moms would gain more independence, and how that makes all artists historically comparable to witches meaning making any art of any kind is practicing witchcraft even if it's a painting of evangelical Jesus.

I prefer having later sunlight, but I'll take standard if it will stop the useless practice.

Well, this aged exactly how I was afraid it would

jimmy fallon segment mean tweets where celebs read negative comments out loud

But congress

OMGINORIGHT

An orange and white cat head peeks out from a stack of pink, green, and grey towels.

Noodle, that's not helping. #caturday

I did, but I'm doing better now. Thank you.

Exactly

I will never have the words for how hard this struck me. Hahaha

Had to doublecheck the date on this

Omgoooooodddd hahahahha

The way I would buy you drinks, good lord.