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I don't believe in you, but do better, dude.

That is a great shot.
incoming corner kick!

Dammit, that's not something I wanted to envision.

Doing Zorro Ranch... just for shits and grins.

One might need an Anal Flex for those with an Anal Raider.

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Can his mouth be crazy glued closed first? : )

Mood:
Overstressed and Underlaid

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You're a fucking mess, and a dork... which is why I follow you. 🙃

Merry New Year, Sara!

Happy New Year!

Cuntifyingly... nice... adding it to my vocabulary.

Enjoy! ♥️

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That's just one giant cat toy covered in even more cat toys.

I'll get on that, but not until the second Tuesday of next week.

I don't have any kids, and am not a fan of babies, but I'm still against baby killers.

Cunt

Hey you! : )

Sounds like my entire family, their partners, and kids, too. Plus, I'm completely surrounded by these pathetic excuses for people.

One good trick for remembering the names of new people in your life is to not bother with meeting new people.

If you’re happy about SNAP benefits being cut & are going to church this morning you’re neither a Christian nor a good person. You’re a heartless cunt.

People who force their religion on others will force their politics on others. It’s why we separate church from state.

Absolutely correct, and I'll be participating in the Blackout.

Karoline Leavitt officially announced the "Launch of a large-scale investigation to find the people behind 'No Kings.'"

I've saved her some time.

CVS usually sends me a text... something like, "You have 3 minutes to pick your Rx(s) up, if you don't, we will toss them to the parking lot." : )

When the president is destroying national landmarks, murdering fishermen, raising prices because he's angry over a Reagan video, and kidnapping parents in front of their crying children is probably not an ideal time to have a lazy, completely incompetent legislative branch perpetually on vacation.

Oh, the horror of it all! 😂