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πŸ’»Desktop engineer @ MIT Lincoln Laboratory, ☠️forsaken rogue, πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘¦β€πŸ‘¦father of two. πŸ“šMaster of Tsundoku. πŸ¦β€β¬›Birds arent real. πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈProtect trans kids and πŸ‘Špunch nazis. I’ll eat that pickle if you don’t want it.

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Women & cats will do as they please, and men & dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

02.10.2025 12:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No one on Bsky ever gets these dates right. Or its wrong on purpose for engagement and we took the bait.

30.09.2025 00:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Come on bsky let us fix typos please?

29.09.2025 19:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

im only on s2 ep3 and I keep saying to my wife i hope they get to use Frank Grillo!

29.09.2025 14:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣 They always say its not the kids' fault, but maybe in your case...

29.09.2025 14:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tsk, uncultured plebian. I only watch Dutch documentaries about wool.

29.09.2025 14:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weird, this has been my criticism of AMNY shows lately but I felt the opposite with Peacemaker.
Meanwhile everyone is going nuts for Andor and I just feel like its hour after hour of people glancing around furtively and whispering stuff in cote to one another. its interminable.

29.09.2025 14:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ive been liking it. Does anyone feel like the episodes are.. long? I couldn't believe I was only 3 eps in, felt like I should have been on 6.
Maybe its just that stuff HAPPENS in Peacemaker and its not all filler episodes.

29.09.2025 13:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Theres a famous quote, "Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." We started changing the word "magic" to "AI" for no good reason.

27.09.2025 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Needs more Cowper

27.09.2025 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I knew it was not a gargoyle but I would have just gone with grotesque. This is the first time I have heard the term chimera used in that way. I thought chimera had to be a combination of animals in one figure, but this use is right as well.

27.09.2025 15:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Use Background Sounds to help with sleep, focus, and more - Apple Support Play ambient soundscapes on your iPhone, iPad, or Mac to listen to ocean, rain, bright noise sounds, and more. And in iOS 26, iPadOS 26, visionOS 26, and macOS Tahoe, use the Equalizer settings to adj...

support.apple.com/en-us/109346

26.09.2025 13:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Apple introduces new Ambient Music feature A free soundscapes player for sleep, focus, and relaxation, right from your control center.

Who knew that Apple sneakily added background sounds and ambient music to iOS?
www.digitalminimalist.com/blog/apple-i...

26.09.2025 13:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Antifa is only a terrorist if you are a fascist, so that actually tracks

26.09.2025 13:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think Kenny Baker's tie is longer than David Prowse's

25.09.2025 17:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If it was JUST mentioned in his monologue people would have taken it at face value as a clever snarky joke, and moved on. The problem was how they kept coming back to it again and again and making it weird.

25.09.2025 15:41 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

do you think there was ever a time that rick people DIDN'T control what we saw on TV?

23.09.2025 19:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black vest stands in front of a group of people and says we don 't do that here ALT: a man in a black vest stands in front of a group of people and says we don 't do that here
23.09.2025 17:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No links have been conclusively proven after a massive amount of study. If we want to trust in science we should try using the language of science and not resorting to absolutes like "no link"

23.09.2025 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lung cancer was first described in 1761 by Giovanni Morgagni but Marlboro cigarettes were not introduced until 1924.
This isn't helping.

23.09.2025 17:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Expecting a corporation to be moral at all was your first mistake

23.09.2025 13:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I am so sorry for getting my wife into this show

21.09.2025 01:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the greatest thing I have seen all day and if you’re not seeing it right now that is OK because I will be posting it over and over and over again

20.09.2025 03:57 πŸ‘ 606 πŸ” 193 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

A few years from now, every single tech journalist will refer back to this as the moment the AI bubble popped, whether its true or not.

20.09.2025 13:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"You hit me with the phone., dick!"

18.09.2025 23:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Deaths from random shootings in the U.S. are far too high, but under 1,000 a year.
Meanwhile, 200,000 people die of deaths of despair- depression, suicide, substance abuse and loneliness.
Please don't let these tragedies stop you from letting your kids out in public to run free and live their lives.

11.09.2025 14:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your web site requires MFA? great.

You wont support an authenticator, only email or sms? Burn in hell.

08.08.2025 19:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Get in, loser, we're going to do mystical shit."

07.08.2025 23:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THE NEW YORK METS MUST BE FREED FROM BOBBY BONILLA

02.08.2025 20:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"humorless Marxist traits" are Bsky's number one export πŸ™ƒ

31.07.2025 14:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0