The Arsenal. Back where we belong.
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The Arsenal. Back where we belong.
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What do the tots and lions mean?
Now Three Lions. It's a marvel of literary analysis from #ABC. We give it to books dat got similarity to 3 overarching story acts of The Lion King, a lion for each act. 3 lions, then its basically The Lion King. We have yet to nail down a correlation between ratings, tots, and lions. #NeedMoreData
Tot or Not rating, eh? Well, let me tell you, it's quite simple really. Tot = Tottenham hotspurs. When you think Tottenham you think shit. When you think shit, you think Tottenham. If a book is tot, its shit. If a book is not, then its not shit and has earned an ABC recommendation. #literacy
New ranking update! Comparing to us to #Goodreads, well, what can we say? They’ve got their own way of rating books, and I must say, they do tend to overvalue some books. It’s like they’re trying to make everyone feel guilty for not enjoying something just because it’s famous. 🪐📚💙 #literacy #COYG
We just tackled 'We Are Legion (We Are Bob)' and let me tell ya, it’s an absolute Unit! Not shit, not at all. Solid 3.7/5, and we’re talking about it in the same vein as The Lion King vibes. Some mates loved it, others had their moments, but it’s well worth a read. #LegendStatus🪐📚💙 #literacy #COYG
Our book summary:
Goodreads == badratings
Check out @arsenalbookclub.bsky.social if you're ready for promotion to using the Premier League's most comprehensive book ratings available, including the famed 'Tot or Not' and Three Lions scores.
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New Full Table from @arsenalbookclub.bsky.social now including The Shadow of the Gods by John Gwynne, which is representing like a recently promoted team from the midlands. We applaud the effort. 🪐📚💙 #literacy #COYG
New year with a new book rating from @arsenalbookclub.bsky.social. The Shadow of the Gods by John Gwynne was a bit of a Man U in the table scoring toward the top of the bottom half with a 2.8 cannons out of 5.0. Its a pile of Tottenham on the 'Tot or Not', and we awarded one Lion. 🪐📚💙 #literacy
The @arsenalbookclub.bsky.social just wrapped The City & The City by China Miéville, which slots in about mid-table with a respectable 3.2 Cannons out of 5.0, a solid NOT in the famed 'Tot or Not' rating scale, and scored NIL of 3 possible lions. 🪐📚💙 #literacy #COYG #Arsenal
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The Arsenal Book Club knows you cannot rely on the rubbish ratings of our competitors. #books #bookreview #literacy @nytimes.com @sobaditsgoodreads.bsky.social
The @arsenalbookclub.bsky.social is excited to be here and we've got the new table up! Check out our new number #1 - The Will of the Many, which shockingly overtook Hyperion for top of the league. #books #literacy #COYG #Arsenal