Jenny Collins

Absolute tossers, Sabine.

Still scarred from them, Di! Husband says I’m terrible to watch games with these days, stressing til the final whistle.

Psychologically I’m not over it - still have palpitations for the last 15!

Not dignified enough?

We’ve not conceded a second half goal in our last 10 league games - compare this to the horrors under Manning #ncfc

Oh my prophetic soul!

Think I’d knock him over

Husband watching on his laptop, shouting “lightweight”, know it’s Ahmed he’s talking about!

I know right, they look good too - but nylon and my chub rub are not happy bedfellows

Like an East Anglian Mark Wahlberg! Pete and I once thought we’d both have to give up work to stop our cat getting at a robin’s nest in the ivy.

How do you have time to work?!

Ha! It was actually Ernie’s egg whisking I was referring to - boy (at uni) has been trying to make a cake with no electric whisk…

What a double bill! (Heck though, I last saw the Bunnymen in 87.)
And that view of the ziggurats will always stir me, my happiest days for sure.

Yeah I’ve always stood up for the comprehensive system, but not any more!

Just had to explain my reference to the Eric and Ernie “Stripper/Breakfast” routine to my 24-year-old son.

Charles trying to hide how much he’s bloody loving that.

Post on messenger reading “boundary after flaming boundary”

My 95-year-old mum’s analysis of the cricket.

I hate to read this. I actually took an AI qualification in the 80s and always believed it would improve medical diagnostics, speed up complex tasks, etc - NOT replace human creativity. Pretty soul-destroying. (It’s coming for my job next but I’m lucky and can retire first.)

Yes I’ve had the same thought

He is the real deal.

Oh gosh, that smells SO good. One sniff at Great Dixter about 20 years ago and I had to have one!

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Acorn Antiques actually!

My mother has had her sprouts on a low light since Wednesday

Well spotted! (And mild-mannered Lungi, I can’t believe it!)

Yep. Shame as we had some incredible momentum there, and the best transfer window since Farke days!

Yep, given that injury list I only care about staying up now!

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Not a bean

Top fun fact, VHS too! (Friend of mine works with him, shall I ask for it back?) Remember it as physically disgusting but also rather poignant too, “the man” showing tenderness to his terrified captive. A difficult watch all round.