Chris aka Penjamin

Too whiny for my taste

So here in Phoenix, Price is Right has literally always been on at 9am since I was a kid. I would always watch that. Go play, then watch Andy Griffith and Dick Van Dyke show at noon

I would watch you eat a thousand wings

Add a letter, ruin a song

Billy Jean Shorts

My grandmother (called her nana) didn’t watch game shows. Just the soaps.

Where I’m from we were strictly General Hospital people

Especially Charles Nelson Riley

I totally agree. But here in the US for some weird reason we elevate celebrities to an unnatural status. BTW I have zero fucks to give today

Have them set up Apple Pay, Zelle, PayPal and Venmo. Try and use any one of these not just for cash tips but for any payments that accept them. They mask your account information so your data can’t be hacked at the merchant.

Why can’t it just be used for cat dancing videos?

Not at all. Maybe just not exposed to it. The company I work for this type of stuff is front and center.

So easy

I have three and only one, Panini, loves to just dig in her nails ever so slightly into my chest

Let me know when and where

Just such an unnecessary war.

Not one episode 🤷🏻‍♂️

So true

So adorbs

Is Grinch slowly diffing their nails into you?

I’m Gen X and it’s too easy nowadays to tip digitally - only people I tip cash are valets or car wash guys. Even them I tell them they should post their Venmo or Zelle link

I’m in Phoenix and it’s supposed to be 102° late next week - super early for this

You can already picture him with his holster twirling his six shooter

I just bought an electric Lucid

And for whatever reason reason, Congress won’t force them to release it all

Every problem

I did figure you more of a Minecraft person

Noice!

I just finished my burrito and I’m all better

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