Frank Conniff

The Remo Williams movie wouldn’t be half as enjoyable without the comforting assurance that the adventure is just beginning.

we keep operating like trump flipped some kind of switch to make the gop more misogynistic and racist but this path has been clear since the 50s. you dont get here without goldwater, reagan, nixon, the bushes and mccain/romney. trump didnt come out of nowhere. the monster was always there.

This is almost word for word what marjorie taylor greene said for four years and twice in the past five months she was on The View being celebrated for her courage and candor

I don’t think Trump and his people are capable of engineering “distractions,” I think the mind-numbing chaos we see every day is straightforwardly the result of giving the dumbest, cruelest, most corrupt, most selfish people of a generation near-unmitigated power

But white people do have a homeland: the Real Time with Bill Maher writers room.

Country Joe McDonald was great, but his anti-war songs are pertinent only if you happened to be around back in 2026. Rest In Peace.

Fox News: “We regret showing outdated footage of Trump at the dignified transfer not wearing a baseball hat, thus failing to honor the fallen by informing our viewers that the hat, normally $55, is on sale at the MAGA merch store for $29.99 for a limited time only.”

By popular request

Sometimes Billy likes to not give a shit from a higher perch. #Caturday

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I can’t do this anymore

Mayor Mamdani and a child play with Legos while looking very serious and concentrated. The child is impossibly adorable and wearing tiny blue glasses.

No interruptions, please. We’re building universal child care.

Hamnet is basically The Pitt, but there are no doctors or nurses anywhere to be found.

If you are so close-minded that you think Trump and the GOP are never right about anything ever, it means you’ve been brainwashed by the absolute irrefutable fact that Trump and the GOP are never right about anything ever.

Yes

“You’ll never make Mother of the Year, lady!”

Let this be a warning. If you toss your baby into a garbage can, Sgt. Joe Friday is going to roast battle your ass like a motherfucker.

rogan, like susan collins, is buoyed constantly by mainstream journalists who have never watched his show claiming once every four months that he’s “turning on trump”

Regardless of what you think about Trump’s war with Iran, you have to admit we‘ve never been safer from the threat of elementary schoolgirls than we are now.

The iPhones journalists used to call up and chat with Trump don’t have the new upgrade that enables follow-up questions.

For a moment I felt bad for Teressa Graves. Then I realized, oh, it’s Get Kristi Noem that got canceled.

Thank God Kristi Noem is gone, now we only have to suffer the consequences of all the other Kristi Noems, who fill every single position in the Trump cabinet and administration.

The best kind of hippie is a Jill Banner Dragnet hippie

“You see, Mr. Gittes, most people never have to face the fact that at the right time and the right place, they’re capable of ANYTHING.”

— Embroidered on the entranceway welcome mat at the Epstein Island visitors center.

Pete Hegseth is the worst. Well, worse than Donald Rumsfeld? Dick Cheney? Casper Weinberger? Melvin Laird? Robert McNamara was the brainiest bitch you’d ever meet and he was a shit show. Callously mass-murdering innocent people is the job.

Weird they were all guests on gavin newsom’s podcast

It’s obvious the Trump Administration is making up their Iran war strategy as they go along. They’re following the Improv principle of “Death, and…”

I feel so reassured by the Trump Administration’s vows that the baby-killing quagmire clusterfuck of a war they just started for no reason will make the world a better place.

It also has the greatest ending of any TV episode ever.

Sgt Friday and Officer Gannon encounter Stanley Stover, aka “The Crimson Crusader,” a mentally unhinged adult comic book geek (they call him “Super Fan”). This Dragnet episode predicted the next sixty years of popular culture.

Any way you slice it, this year has been a PR disaster for Strongly Worded Letters.