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Feel the jungle vibe baby.

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Can't recall ever meeting someone called Dean who didn't turn out to be a massive chopper.

12.03.2026 07:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man standing on a staircase with the words the things i 'll do to you ALT: a man standing on a staircase with the words the things i 'll do to you

Wife gets back from working away in India for six weeks today.

12.03.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah right. Ta.

11.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So if City lose this are they out? I really have no idea* how this shit works anymore.

*Interest.

11.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Brickie, Fred West...."

11.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember the time when every single Real Madrid player was number one in that position in the world. Couldn't name more than two of this lot if I tried.

11.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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'My club-mates keep me going': The 91-year-old former Tour de France podium finisher on staying motivated to ride National champion and racing pioneer of the 1950s Shirley Hockridge tells us about her extraordinary life in cycling

What a woman.

www.cyclingweekly.com/news/shirley...

11.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know some of them better than my family.

09.03.2026 09:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's Osprey webcam season. I'm never prepared for the utter heartbreak some of them deliver.

09.03.2026 08:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this your Google search?

09.03.2026 08:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If any further proof that Vapes are a fucking menace to society then that fire is it. Adults who puff on flavoured plastic toys. Have some dignity.

09.03.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to know what happens when a player scores a hatrick. Who gets to have the ball then?

09.03.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
08.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today is definitely the runt of the litter with regards to FA Cup fixtures compared to yesterday.

08.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Again thanks to Uncut about 2000ish for me. Went out and spent about Β£50 on his boxset. Hated his voice at first and thought I'd wasted my money. How wrong could I be.

08.03.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd definitely give Katya Adler my last Hobnob*

*Not a euphemism.

07.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine admitting to liking Rugby though.

07.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing better than discovering artists a lot later in life imo.

07.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favourites. Uncut magazine was a big fan of his and did a fair few articles on him while he was alive.

07.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

First bike race of the year I've watched and I think my cynicism has materialised earlier than ever this year. I just don't believe it. Seen this movie before.

07.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right, it's officially winter over, I can hear the first single engine plane flying over. Summer is here.

07.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Up there with the biggest frauds ever to exist.

07.03.2026 06:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like him (Stan that is) but his shows basically equate to visit posh Italian restaurant, eat food, look dreamily into camera, repeat.

06.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Quite rightly you're all getting annoyed at this yet you all blow smoke up Stanley Tucci's arse. Same thing.

06.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning fuckos!

06.03.2026 07:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're generations behind Europe with regards to this issue. Infuriating.

06.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Salford cycle lane paused after thousands of residents object Residents say the Salford active travel scheme would be a

Sign a petition about a bike lane but won't bat an eyelid about the real problem (too many cars, lorries etc). Absolute choppers every single one of them.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

06.03.2026 06:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This mornings run is a bit better than Hartshead Pike.

05.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Agapanthus stalks and β€œskeletons” against a blue sky.

Agapanthus stalks and β€œskeletons” against a blue sky.

Before you cut everything back to make the garden look β€œneat” β€” pause.
Right now in Ireland and the UK, many insects are still overwintering inside last year’s hollow stems.
Most don’t emerge until temps are regularly above ~10–12Β°C (often late March–April).

β€œTidy” can mean destroying shelter. πŸŒ±πŸ¦‹

03.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 178 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4