Hazel

can't trust mormons around a 13 year old of any orientation

so what

US teams should be humiliated, shunned, disallowed from competition, and failing that, hilariously beaten in a way that brings genuine pain to their fans until this country gets its shit together

if bananas not hammock shaped then why phrase banana hammock exist

checkmate

...listen i only have one eye okay i don't need more than that it's none of your business frankly it's a hippa violation and i

they've caught on to this bit, you need a more specific place

Abbotsford, BC is the perfect level of "near enough to Vancouver and the border to've gotten influence from both"

this picture literally could've been taken at ANY of the places I lived between 1996 and 2020 lmfao we really are the same breed

OH MY GOD SOMEONE ELSE FINALLY EXHIBITS A THING I THOUGHT I WAS MAKING UP TO MYSELF WHILE SOBER

i for one am greedily anticipating the moment the anglophones are too far down the slope to realize they've begun using francophonic structure

and then the counting begins

finally a place on santa monica boulevard to watch a fistfight between line cooks at 4 AM and a makeout sesh with those same line cooks at 4:15 AM

waffle house is the soul of america

i feel like the desire you have to see the USA win at anything right now should be smothered to death kicking and screaming and buried, jeef

tribalism bad

well at least more american soldiers will get their names written on a gold toilet somewhere

use gianni as a javelin

only one of these is a remote possibility and it isn't the first one

isn't this literally just a woke version of the libertarianism gag from fucking family guy

cannot get more transparent than this lmao

I've never been squeamish about live feeding, but I also grew up split between being a homeless NOLA child and a sustenance farm boy, so some sensitivities had been nurtured out of me by the time I came of age.

possible most hilarious iteration of the ever given coming soon to a straight near you

and then to every neighboring county as debris

My experiences with copperheads have been very "I hope this vial isn't expired because I don't feel like going to the ER", with the sole exception of the copperhead from the doofus who thought he had a ball python.

Kingsnakes at the rehab were one of the easiest feeds unless you dropped it.

i don't have a good answer

did you take shit from my stash again

Greens blues and purples were the easiest for me. Reds and yellows the hardest.

What's My JND? Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?

okay i did a second one without the misclick and got What's My JND? 0.0039
Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

oh hey i got the same one as you lol

this mostly just showed me my monitor is fuckin disgusting and also one of them i misclicked but it was somewhat close to where the thing was

What's My JND? Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?

What's My JND? 0.0046
Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

am i having a stroke what the fuck is this

info sec and triple sec SOUND similar

(we did, in fact, snatch his wig, but only after he was fed)

he also managed to snipe one of the interns' hair extensions one day which was funny because the immediate response from the senior on staff was "well I guess those are his now because i'm not going to try and snatch his wig"

(to his... credit? the snake was in very good health, and had seemingly not bitten anyone. the dude just kind of Moron's Luck'd his way through one of the more dangerous snakes in north america's care)

We asked him where he got it, of course, and he said "oh I found it outside near some eggs, I figured that's where most people got their snakes"

mf took in a freshly-hatched copperhead snake from out-fucking-side and raised it thinking it was a ball python