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The @financialtimes.com is not mincing words

"America’s astonishing act of self-harm"
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Now I understand how the Hunger Games happened.

😳

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist

If you’ve ever taken the oath to uphold the Constitution, this is the time to live up to it.

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

Crockett: "If feels as if y'all have just decided that y'all are gonna castrate your constitutional duty & hand it over to someone who was unelected. It doesn't matter how many cheerleaders he had on the field campaigning for him. That doesn't mean he gets to go in and sit atop any of our agencies"

Time to post this again

Mood

I'd say "I feel sad for Carrie Underwood getting caught up in that 'America the Beautiful,' fuck up,'" but I really and truly do not.

The best part of champagne is removing its little chastity cage

just wanna retire and go live in some quaint seaside town with my cat where i run a little bookstore that sells magical potions and spells that turn idiots into frogs and maybe help solve a local murder every now and then.

no… one mourns the wicked?

stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce

If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.

Digital illustration of a tiny bulbasaur on a small patch of grass

A tiny bulb 🌱

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

ok

Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis

Happy Thanksgiving! Queue all the gays asking “who needs stuffing?” posts 🤭

Happy Thanksgiving! Todays the day we all collectively act like turkey tastes better than chicken, ham, steak, hell sewer rat would have more flavor. 🦃🍗

you’re gonna be DIVA BOOTZ

I just hope they keep the BOOBIES

Wicked was really good except for the 1 year intermission I don't need that long to go to the bathroom

But who’s getting the skin??