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If there’s someone I don’t want to hear from it’s James Fucking Carville.

I would shove aside a small child to hug that man. 😍

Dead AND walking around? I feel like the existence of zombies probably should have been bigger news.

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I hate this stupid team.

Lovesick. But I love it enough for at least a 100 people.

The dumbest shit I’ve seen of late is the folks trying to stir the queerbating pot, which I honestly expected to be much worse after he confirmed he has a girlfriend. Because even if it was for some reason our business, there are apparently only two sexualities.

I am apparently spending all of my time in the right places because I have missed 95% of the nonsense. 🙏🏽

Someone forgot to tell the Rangers how tanking is supposed to work. 😒

That kid’s been a rare bright spot this season.

Does that fucker ever shut up?

Do I want to know what this is in reference to? 👀

I mean…

I can’t. 🥹

I imagine that the shittier and more expensive goalie that the team wasted McDavid money on, wouldn’t be particularly popular in the room.

A choice between caramel and THIS society? Easier than the bear.

Headline: Mojtaba Khamenei, son of slain ayatollah, named Iran’s supreme leader

I don’t even know why I apply for jobs when they always go to people with famous dads

someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”

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Imagine being Kevin Adams, sitting at home, watching this team go off as soon as he got fired. I would die.

UPL will have to on into witness protection if he lets anything in now.👀

It would only be right for this thing to go to OT. 🤞

I mean he is often standing next to Trump.

Tampa stopped fighting and started playing and shit went south in a hurry. 🫣

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

Sam Carrick at least seems happy with being moved to team that doesn’t suck.

This game is going to take 5 hours. 🫣

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It took literally 2 seconds into the next period for the boxes to be full again.

They are just rotating in and out of the box at this point.🤷‍♀️

Tbf I’m not sure that I have much relevant advice for my son. 🥰

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WTF happened to get a total of 10 players sent to the box? That’s everyone that was on the ice, minus the goalies. There’s literally not enough room on the benches in there.

It’s an epidemic actually.