Dropped a dear friend off at call for the first public performance of their Broadway debut and then took a long loop through Central Park with the rest of NYC on a gorgeous day. Y’all, I feel so much Spring. 🌸
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I distinctly remember improvising the phrase “I was trying to pull the wool over their eyes, but they was already sheep!” in my dream last night. I was dressed as The Once-ler from Green Eggs and Ham for some students, except actually I was the Lorax. Anyway, do you think I’m capable of being loved?
Shortly after taking this photo I made him wake up and move to the bedroom so I could finish watching Hamnet. Tells you a lot about us tbh!
(Many such cases)
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Plz?
Not yet! Gotta check it out sometime.
Yeah, it’s been around for a good long while! Crazy that it’s only making its Broadway debut now.
Thank you, stud! 🥰
Having the really bizarre experience of this post breaking containment today and reaching people who think it’s an earnest statement and not me making fun of myself for being shy at the gym and taking a bunch of dour selfies because of it 💖
Happy #fcf from my “home office” to yours! 💕
Happy #fcf from my “home office” to yours! 💕
This skeet is single-handedly going to shepherd me through the aging process unscathed. 💕
This is the only face I’m comfortable making at the gym because joy is cringe in masculine spaces 💕
Horse Meat Disco Fries
Today is a rare day that my boss is responding to Teams messages, so I have to hustle to schedule a month’s worth of meetings before she stops replying. Work is fun!
I’m suddenly very interested in car insurance 🥵
Carrie Coon hive rise UP!
But I need a twin!!!
No, YOU look like you wore a bodysuit to the gym!
Good luck!!!
first day in the dressing room for my broadway debut 🥲🥲🥲
Thank youuu! 🥰
Finish me!!!!!
I’m hosting a pup DJ night at All Night Skate on Saturday!!! Featuring Raptor, Gabe Is Ok, and &more 🐶🖤 @ripraptheraptor.bsky.social
Thank you! 😅🖤
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Babygirl, it’s on Saturday 💕
I am unfortunately extremely susceptible to Coyote Jocks marketing communications.
The cute little attempted “fakeout” before the final reveal in the Traitors finale was one of the saddest things I’ve ever watched with my eyes.
