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“We saw you from across the bar and wanted to know who’s trip trapping over our bridge? Answer this simple riddle an..”
*pepper spray noises*

Hair growth speed - glacial (the same speed, some days I’m hard on myself, today was one of those days but like I also love me so 🤷‍♀️

somedays you just have to remind yourself “oh yeah, I LOVE me!!!”

Tell the 4th Circuit that the only sex I appreciate is the sex I had with their mom last night

Happy Birthday!!!! 🫶🎂🎉

umm … I think I could work out a demonstration👩‍🏫

Oh no I can uhh explain 😅

some guy told Sam a bunch of places/scenarios I wouldn’t eat breakfast with them, then eats the breakfast

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The bluesky team are scum sucking losers. Fuck them.

I love the brainworms that get fired up every time i look at selfies/a mirror 🙃😑😒😡

If you're scared of protesting or a general strike because you could lose your job, healthcare, and housing, or even go to jail, now you understand why the US has no universal healthcare or housing and no guaranteed parental leave, but DOES have the largest prison and police system on planet Earth.

porcupine that really wants a hug

That too!! I honestly just scanned the list for those two specifically and judged based on their absence but yeah this list sucks lmao plus u know their #1 movie -fight club, #1 album -mbdtf by Kanye, #1 book- blood meridian (they’ve never read it)

True detective (season 1) and twin peaks are not included so it’s wrong lmao

Is DB coopering an option?

I think that row would turn into them both loudly (Rappaport insufferably) glazing NYC, praising Knicks basketball, and debating the rules of what classifies Hip Hop lmao

Lee Pace is so gd hot holy shit. that is all

chat, it’s that easy

Fuck you

Drawing of a giant bird perched in tree looking at drawing of a person in fishnets, laying down looking up at bird holding an AR

to much time on my hands lmao

I hate when white dudes try to look like a 90’s dad

That might be the bat child all grown up

idk I assume people would do stuff to distract from the toil. like if ur a medieval pesant or worker or farmer you probably challenge your peers to random competitions to pass time. Like “I bet I dig this line of potatoes faster than you!”
-“just dig? Or dig and place in bucket?”

Im guessing the newspaper/tabloid version of doom scrolling 🤷‍♀️ and smoking cigs/being drunk

Right haha … you’re doing great guys!! Keep it up 😬😬😬 😹

A bunch of fish in a melting pond, all dead. floating.

4 dead bluegill/ panfish floating in pond

Dead bass I think

seems fine 🤷‍♀️

hey that’s that treasonous dildo who takes direct orders from Netanyahu

That was his final interview question. and probably landed the job with this admin.
“Do you have any non-consensual offenses?”
-“I fingered people’s noses on a tour bus while they slept”-MW
*group whispers amongst each other*
“Since they were asleep … we‘ll accept it”