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@lezstat

was thegreyhunt on twitter | transmasc they/them lesbian reporting for duty 🫑 webdev, general shitposting | locked tomb, iwtv | deaf | πŸ”ž | partner ceylonthae.bsky.social american living in aotearoa nz

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You can literally see where this government increased our exposure to oil price shock

There is no reason for this other than oil money funding politics

#nzpol

10.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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The real stats below show how NZ excelled with the Covid situation, the Coc-up of a Coalition just can't handle it. New Zealanders were able to travel because of our vaccination status too.

10.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.

10.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 1795 πŸ” 292 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 8

Was running a SECOND inquiry maybe just a politically driven waste of time and money?

10.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Move-on orders 'not welcome here', Wellington leaders say An open letter decrying the introduction of powers to enable police to relocate people from certain areas has been sent to the Prime Minister.

Genuine kudos for this from my region's civic leaders.

Speaking with one voice against this immoral law change.

10.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

=COUNT(on the Lord)

10.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Tachycardia 🩺❀️
#thepitt #kingdon #myart

20.01.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

grew up in a Pentecostal church that tried laying on hands and anointing with oil to cure my deafness when I was 11 and that was the start

then school shootings when I was 13 and 14 made me go β€œlmao if god is real he doesn’t fucking care about us”

09.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A bottle I found on the ground on my walk

A bottle I found on the ground on my walk

The label says Dear Momma Moisture Milk

The label says Dear Momma Moisture Milk

You know how sometimes you’re playing a video game like Resident Evil and you see a bottle on the ground and you zoom in to read the label and realize that you’re not actually supposed to read any of the text and what you’re looking at is something surreal and confusing

08.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 567 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 4

Especially dedicating this to the trans youth in the UK right now 🩷

09.03.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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And in red!

09.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 650 πŸ” 177 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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I gave up and ended up cutting out the two minutes that they had problems with, so now after a few months my John Waters history video is back up on the channel.

youtu.be/gYxfZU7Z6D8

08.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

an OMEN (the good kind)

08.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I AM GOING TO FUCK YOUR DAD SHIRT let people know that you are going to treat their dad well & provide him with consensual affection.Β  IRL model is Jay ...

hello YES, itsa me, that bitch, thee perfect CANDIDATE. i guarantee i will be a better POTUS than Gavin Newsom & also every president in history besides maybe that one who immediately died

you can buy 1 of my campaign shirts with my official presidential promise to all Americans below. GOB DLESS! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

08.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

washing my hair without getting everything wet was so hard for me during the first week or so that I ended up going to a barber just for a wash

08.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right

07.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 12404 πŸ” 4839 πŸ’¬ 553 πŸ“Œ 475

From my neighbor, an amateur astrologer: β€œThe assistant surgeon who did my procedure asked me to do her star chart to see why she can’t get married. I said, sure but even without the chart I can say that it’s probably because you’re kind of a cunt.”

07.06.2025 18:53 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one week til wedding ahhhhh

07.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Walk-In Soda Cave at Sheetz

Walk-In Soda Cave at Sheetz

Plato's

07.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 852 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 10

needed a new masc to neutral name bc my old name was very femme. I didn’t like any names with the same letter, branched out but had never considered Ronan bc it was the name of one of my favorite fictional characters

but someone called me Ronan jokingly and it just felt right

07.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am completely delusional (complimentary)

06.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Miss Kaninna - MOB TIES (Official Music Video)
Miss Kaninna - MOB TIES (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Miss Kaninna

Uhhhh how am I only just now learning about the greatness that is Aboriginal Australian rapper Miss Kaninna

THIS SONG IS A FUCKING BANGER OF ALL TIME

07.03.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6

that makeup look πŸ‘„πŸ€Œ

07.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

05.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 8539 πŸ” 2074 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 95
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Marsupials previously thought extinct for millennia discovered in New Guinea The chances of finding one mammal species thought to be lost was β€˜almost zero’ and finding two is β€˜unprecedented’, biologist Tim Flannery says

Wow! www.theguardian.com/environment/...

05.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4
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Google data center water estimates go public, residents in Roanoke and Botetourt react A proposed Google data center campus in Botetourt County could use between 2 million and 8 million gallons of drinking water per day, according to an executed agreement between the developer and the W...

one google data center in virginia

two million gallons of water per day

information only released under court order & risk of contempt

05.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 1462 πŸ” 945 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 99

It is so weird when younger people think that getting older means ceasing social participation

This is also why so many of you fear aging. You think that you will be forced away from life and society

06.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 1822 πŸ” 521 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

To appreciate trans existence you have to face the horrifying reality that trans adults were not cis kids.

22.11.2025 19:31 πŸ‘ 646 πŸ” 197 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
Yellow bird with black face and red eye, all puffed out and slightly damp.

Yellow bird with black face and red eye, all puffed out and slightly damp.

Let me start a belated thread of Aotearoa New Zealand silvan birds.

To lead things off, a New Zealand Bellbird photographed on Kapiti Island.

06.03.2026 06:08 πŸ‘ 1622 πŸ” 296 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 31

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!

06.03.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 6417 πŸ” 1753 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 64