Luprand

Charizard confesses his feelings.

I got voice mail on all three, but I hope the messages I left will help ...

"IT MEGA EVOLVED!"

Do I know what a brain looks like?
Allegedly!

Does it show?
... probably not.

A floating brain says, "Hey! Are you ready to relive every shameful humiliating moment of your life? No? TOO BAD." A cartoon dog dreams longingly of the grave.

... yeah.

Pacato really did amazing work arranging this.

*bongos*

Sleeping Ruins

I only came up with the melody for this. The lovely arrangement is thanks to @pacato.bsky.social

(The image used in the video is based on a stock photo by user beglib on MorgueFile.)

まめまめ〜

Idaho form Oddish. The happiest walking potato.

does a male dairy cow have

brudders

May everyone who hounded Fat Dragonite off of Twxtter learn firsthand what it feels like.

The dog when I am curled up sobbing and desperate for physical reassurance: "Whatevs, dork. Not my problem."

The dog when I swear under my breath because a game mildly annoys me: "I WILL BREAK DOWN THIS DOOR TO STARE AT YOU! NOTHING SHALL IMPEDE MY COMFORTING GAZE!"

It's super effective!

Roumbold.

talking to you on the other side of that fat guy, but you don't even show a single expression. I'm

"I'm shutting down Google Translate Sings because machine translation is just too good these days!"
Meanwhile, on YouTube:

(D&D character Kumanosuke, a bear shifter mix of samurai and barbarian. His sword is inhabited by two opposed spirits that each have a chance to possess him when he enters rage: a vicious oni and the warrior who gave his life to seal the oni away.)

An unarmored samurai warrior wears a wild grin as he slashes a victim with his katana, sending blood spraying to the side. He has fur on his arms and face, showing that he has transformed partly into a bear, and there are lines of sickly green energy on his face that indicate that he is under possession by a demon.

"More ... MORE! Your blood is delicious, but this paltry gallon will NEVER slake my thirst!"

Koborb

"The circle ... er ... *cycle* of life and death continues."

Cake Wrecks: Be Our Guest YouTube video by cakewrecks

Was recently reminded of this bit of singing I did forever and a half ago. Please enjoy the silliness.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvhH...

"No, you see, it is IMPERATIVE to our plans that we spank this horse."

#OutOfContextDND

Random memory unlocked.

One time in college, a guy in my apartment building showed up with a camcorder and asked "What would *you* do for a Klondike bar? 😃"

Apparently a straight faced "I'd gut you like a pig. Now fork it over," wasn't the right answer.

Been 40 for a few months, if that helps you feel less intimidated. 🫂

cookie monster is standing in front of a cake and says cake ALT: cookie monster is standing in front of a cake and says cake

Grow as an artist and in other ways ...

Primal Dialga retconned the freaking gazebo

what even the hell

Kinda glad I don't live in the Pokemon Go world.

Primal Dialga is currently in the gazebo out behind my apartment, screaming at the neighbors.

🎂!

Ooh, he looks huggable.

Bara indeed.