The Secret Discombobulator 🍁🇨🇦🍁

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

who made this

Step one - seek more financing as the debt becomes unmanageable.
Step two -sell off assets to try and service the debt.
Step three - blame the inevitable bankruptcy on unforeseen market conditions.

Not yet, but I think this trade deadline will tell us a lot. And make the case one way or another on how much better they are than GMJB.

At this rate it feels like the Canucks brain trust will just “run out of time”.

No one is coming to help you America so stop asking. You need to put all your energy into fixing your shit. Now.

Several points:
1) Iran's regime is odious. Its citizens deserve support.
2) That does not mean an attack will help.
3) Canada will find it hard to be so selective in its support for international law.
4) Canada does not benefit from a US administration unbound by the US constitution.

I’m tired of waking up to bullshit.

It’s getting harder and harder for me to give him the benefit of doubt.

So the rebuild is done?

Be forewarned, our owner is the new Melnyk, except much, much worse.
They claim they’re doing a complete rebuild but a lot of fans are skeptical.

It’s now just really sad and predictable how every accusation is a confession.

Cancelling Sportsnet so I won’t be tempted to watch the games.

Buncha fucking clowns

And so if you really *mean* "never again" -- if you're serious about it -- then the time to intervene, the time to speak up, the time to stop it, is *when it is still small*. When it's just a casual slur. When it's just sports. When it's just asking questions. When it's framed as anti-PC.

I fucking cannot handle overtime.

Are you fucking kidding me?

If any tech people do happen to have the ears of billionaires, I am here with my wallet open saying I would pay EXTRA for devices and software that don't have AI in them. Please take my money.

His blood pressure has got to be through the roof right now, so if anyone has a chance to ask him an aggressive question about the Epstein files, that really could make It happen today.

Come on, reporters. We'll build statues in your honor.

Everyone breath

As soon as infrastructure week is over.

My feed (sportsnet) is fine. The hockey…well…

The feed or the actual hockey?

I have often wondered if my tape recorder has a concept of the self.

Thanks to AI, in ten years we are all going to be even stupider.

Hard to believe, I know.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

If it wasn’t the Patriots I’d feel bad for him.

I spend way too much time trying to get things to work.

I would suggest that they don’t just “see” themselves as above the law.

Tuesday, Canucks president of hockey operations Jim Rutherford aired his club’s dirty laundry.

And in doing so, Vancouver acknowledges that change is needed, writes @thomasdrance.bsky.social.

More on J.T. Miller, Elias Pettersson and why it's time to move on: www.nytimes.com/athletic/609...