I'll have the sanctimony and chips please, I'll bring my own salt and vinegar. I don't care to know why your chicken is sticky.
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I'll have the sanctimony and chips please, I'll bring my own salt and vinegar. I don't care to know why your chicken is sticky.
Goodnight, sleep tight and zap the bugs.
That's a polite way of saying 'oiks' I think.
Was putting together a flat pack and got to the Four Big Screws which I have to Screw Into The Base.
They won't go in so the gentleman friend of my mate Mandy is coming round tomorrow to Sort Them Out.
£5
£10
£20
£50
#catpest
LARRY.
They'll put you on the £50 or I'll know the reason why.
We can all agree that I'd look fantastic on a £5 note
This video is trending in France and i share it bc it's so funny
She says that she'll leave Morocco for some time to go back to France and she founds no one to take care of her dog, the people who had him before said no, it's unclear why
Painting of a ship in the darkness. Full moon, cloudy. More ships in the far distance.
'Build then the ship of death, for you must take
the longest journey, to oblivion.'
-D. H. Lawrence
🎨Carl Bille
#WyrdWednesday
Here's the Crooked Man about to go his Crooked Mile (with his Crooked Cat) in an illustration by Sidney Sime (Pall Mall Magazine 1901).
#WyrdWednesday #SidneySime #illustration #nurseryrhyme
The cover of Seven Nights at the Flamingo Hotel by Drew Gummerson.
I have arrived at the Flamingo Hotel. My room is small but the view is beautiful; I fear both my fellow guests and the staff. I hope I survive the week.
Do popes shit in the woods?
The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.
Well, there’s always rats
I would be filming.
Well, of course.
Good grief, are you THAT old?
Necessity or choice?
@psychicsquirrel.bsky.social Apparently they're putting animals on bank notes instead of Winston C.
Not you, though. The bar hasn't sunk that low yet.
In spring, too!
I hope it crashes.
fill a bucket and toss the tosses? if you toss hard enough, they will land everywhere.
STOP THAT
The tales are many of people not realising that things still had protective wrap on them. My personal best was shrink wrap on a five year old fridge-freezer. I also noticed a mark inside a cupboard door of the kitchen I'd had installed four years previously and that was protective covering too.
I got blocked by a well known writer who tries to pretend they're all sweetness and light but absolutely isn't. I actually got blocked by someone famous on here too, and feel quite hurt about it because I'm not sure what I did to deserve it.
I think your next move is to collect them up and leave a bagful on his drive.
It was very very nice. Why are you up so early?
The issue is that the screws are longer than the drilled holes.
Respect.
I think of it as a beef salad, rather than steak with a rocket garnish.
