Secretary of HOA

Gotta feed the good app too

Fellow astigmatism gurly???

And totally just tagged a thirst account…

Went to @chilis.bsky.social last night. Didn’t realize you could put so much 🧂in food. Woke up at 4 am like I’d spent the day wandering the desert

Go ahead. Critique my 🐫day form

Track your macros in an app. Find the meals you like and then repeat them through a cycle. And commit to only one meal a day out up to three times a week.

(This is how I’ve survived doing this for three years)

Never back down

If you saw our dishes and wall hangings, then you read that correctly

You’re canceled

Im sick of hearing about the drones in New Jersey

I found Erich. His full-time job is lax bro

Let’s be clear. Erich from New Jersey is unemployed. He makes ~$5-9k/year coaching lacrosse - I bet it’s a public school too. He only has health insurance because of the Affordable Care Act allows him to stay on his parents’ plan. Erich knows nothing about running a business.

Daniel Penny & Luigi Mangione: two 26-year-olds. one killed a homeless man, another is suspected of killing a healthcare CEO. the Right revels in unbridled glee about the former; the media & elites say nothing. the Left traffics silly gallows humor about the latter; nuclear pearl-clutching commences

✅ Italian
✅ Biomedical engineer
✅ Penn grad
✅ reads books
That’s my type

Never went to the #ErasTour, never even tried to buy tickets. Now I’ll retire a millionaire.

You, but wearing a cowboy hat. Add to the thread. 🤠

Gotta put them weights back on that rack bois

My career accomplishments of 2024:

All the gays posting their #2024wrapped and it’s the same 12 artists

My… submission…

Just keep swimming

A sanitized summation… Cars are a problem. Bikes that don’t follow the rules are an even bigger problem. But road design and NYPD make it impossible to equitably enforce anything

Don’t check the Vision Zero data maps

This isn’t a hot take. It’s a fact.

Still stuffed from turkey day

Suburban white bitch who voted for Trump cause of the price of eggs

Please stop calling me a Perfectly Adorable Munchkin Boy™️

Flying high. Defying gravity. 🧹

Filming some *content*

Is this how you get your followers from the other one?