ShellyBean

HAPPY NEW YEAR, BLACK PEOPLE!

Have the best time! Such a great starting point for the continent. Happy early birthday!

The decision to take off until Tuesday was really the greatest gift I could have ever given myself.

Cause I certainly don’t wanna go to work tomorrow. Ima enjoy tf outta this last day off.

NEGROES

Happy Negro Solstice

Do not be lazy with your courtship.

no one who has traveled sufficiently around the world can conclude that the US is the “greatest country in the world”.

Nobody in the USA should be celebrating shit tomorrow

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Firecrackers should be reserved solely for commercial use

Girl! Same and same 🙄

Idk who told me I could do 2-a-days (2 events in a day). I’m ret to lie in bed and rub my feet together

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Alls I know is I don’t wanna do no work today

I’m late on The Residence. Shonda and Crazy Eyes did their big one on this one. It’s hilarious 😂

It’s Water Safety Awareness Month at the YMCA and they have swim classes for free with certain insurance providers. If you don’t have insurance you can take the classes at a discounted rate.

Babies - Seasoned Saints can take the class 😌

Thanks sis! 🙏🏾

Thank you boo 🙏🏾

@darkchokola.bsky.social I’m looking this up right now

You just reminded that was supposed to be on my to-do list for this year too

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Midol for breakfast

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I already need captions at the theaters as it is. Don’t be coming by me making all that noise

Him and his ?wife spent the prior 27 mins making all this noise walking in late and munching popcorn

A man was in a 7:15pm Mission Impossible showing snoring loud af 37 mins into the movie

If you know your snoring has a high decibel count, you need to watching a matinee

🥴 Over the brown butter!? Ikyfl

I just need them to start having captions on at the movies.

I think we have underestimated the insidious nature of programming in general. We were never designed to have this much access and no one is exempt from being influenced.

All these Grandpas who have been turned into women-hating zombies through podcasts. Even with FB/Bluesky, you have to be careful

Highly doubt it

😩 Godspeed!

The roach got it

🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

This is a proper write up, Elisabeth Egan! @nytimes.com