President Weesey of A.R.S.E HQ, 65, G.O. Jail ---/\ she/her

Night night sweet dreamies

If this found its way to you today, take it as a reminder that you are braver, wiser, and more resilient than you sometimes feel.

You’re doing better than you think you are

You are ❤️

striking photo of a black and white tuxedo cat. The entire photo is almost entirely a velvety black except a curving line of white fur and the cat's gold eye which are illuminated by a sliver of sunbeam.

Stunning portrait of The Morsel by my boyfriend.

I only started reading this a while back, its's fantabulous!!

Ncuti Gatwa's acclaimed theatre run of beloved classic play is set to stream for free Alongside Gatwa, the play stars Sharon D Clarke, Ronkẹ Adékọluẹ́jọ́, Eliza Scanlen and Hugh Skinner.

quick reminder that NT's production of The Importance of Being Earnest, starring human ray of sunshine Ncuti Gatwa, will be streaming FOR FREE on YouTube this weekend

www.radiotimes.com/movies/ncuti...

Must give my lemon tree (and citrus trees et al) some tlc...lemon tree defo not in bloom...

Nooooooooo!!!

Heya!!
I've been looking for you - I know you're on FB but couldn't remember if you were on here, and I couldn't remember the name Lintilla!
It was you I said hi to at Our Town a week ago Saturday, when I bumped into you and Yuri?

WOW!!

a close up of a cat looking at the camera . ALT: a close up of a cat looking at the camera .

Sending a very gentle one of these!

I'm not panicking either, that I still haven't totally decided what to wear. Or even got anywhere near the wardrobe to see what I have to wear.
Or the fact that I need to get my case (under the bed and full of "stuff") out and start packing as I'm away next week.

Good morning and welcome to tuna Tuesday

Let your kindness remind people that beautiful souls, gentle hearts, and good energy still exist in this world.

Never stop being a good person

My friend actually wrote a fic where they're penguins 🤭

😆😆😭

A right Floofy Pantalons variety!

You're not wrong there - he snacks ALL day!

Yeah. Patu. Doesn't.
He will pause and you think, oh thank you for stopping. And then he'll go in for the kill.
And I mean. Go. In. For. The. Kill.
Ear scritches have to be on a very limited basis.

The Milky Way over the River Cuckmere

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No explanations necessary.
As you were.

2:54 PM, tiny café, Soho:

These samosas are transcendent, Crowley!
And the chaat... ooh, this is sublime. The tamarind drizzle!
This is wonderful.

And thank you for turning round and driving all the way back home because I forgot my mobile device.
I love you more than I love this tandoori roti.
🩷

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RIGHT - WAS ANY FANDOM MEMBER WITHIN VICINITY OF THE BENCH EARLIER TODAY?
Any fandom members who may have been around, report back ASAP please!!
Thanking you.

I think I got off really really lightly, in amongst all this madness. I may have suffered during my period years, but menopause? Just passed me by with a vague wave and hellooooo...
How lucky have I been?
Also, I had no wisdom teeth either.
No comments, please.

Is that what he is??
We thought he was just an ungrateful little son of a biatch.
Shows how much we know!!

(We love him to bits btw, just in case anyone doubts it - I have many many love scars on my hands, bless his little cotton sox)

I think they have the IQ of a sponge cake.
And I'm being disrespectful to sponge cakes here.
Sorry, sponge cakes.

Night night sweet dreamies 🧡

Maybe not today.
Maybe not tomorrow

But one day you may look back and realise that even the difficult chapters were quietly guiding you somewhere you were meant to be
Sometimes life is unfolding in ways we can’t yet see

Tomorrow is another page

I will do, but I'll need you to pay me danger money.
After about a nanosecond of ear scritches, I will get bitten.

[background is a mountainscape and sunset] listen to your body! body: *blood curdling shrieking* mybodyistryingtokillme.com

My body communicates exclusively through screaming.

What in the what?
Patu and I are extremely unimpressed.
You need him to sort someone?

I feel like the Aziraphales were probably pretty pleased with the Crowley-to-Aziraphale ratio