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And as I said if it's a 'situationship' it's a 'SHITuationship'
This is madness.

13.03.2026 21:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love seafood. Not a cooking fan. Ha ha.

08.03.2026 08:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am never going to do that but how lovely.

07.03.2026 23:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Waiting for the kids after swimming lessons. A mum is getting her steps in by walking up and down the corridor. That's fine. It's her squeaky Crocs that are doing my head in.

05.03.2026 19:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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She's found the sweet spot.

28.02.2026 22:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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That was a very fresh walk along the beach. Happy half term.

16.02.2026 12:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Actually playing now and it's good once you get going.

08.02.2026 16:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Highly complex game. Nothing is making a lot of sense, just lots and lots of rules. Twin 1 is the shark. I am the nerd and husband is the grumpy old Quint.

08.02.2026 15:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fabulous. Love him.

08.02.2026 00:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Seriously, just stop. #Clawdia

06.02.2026 22:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Finally January is over. Not sure February is looking to be less Monday like.

01.02.2026 10:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Very sad. Loved her.

30.01.2026 22:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Traitor!

29.01.2026 19:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was very happy. I definitely needed that today.

28.01.2026 21:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hurrah. I am the chosen one. #DailyClawdia

28.01.2026 21:36 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

When this is pointed out to SLT in a feedback session, they don't seem to agree. Funny that.

21.01.2026 19:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hello Monday.

19.01.2026 08:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I may have started playing already. She's run off with it... I don't think it will survive...

18.01.2026 15:54 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you very much.

17.01.2026 16:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I took the twins to see her in Hyde Park. Best first real concert experience. Loved it.

16.01.2026 22:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Family time - all of us laughing but about very different things.

16.01.2026 21:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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16.01.2026 21:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ha ha

16.01.2026 21:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Loving @joescaramanga.co.uk asking the kiddos who would be better on the Traitors, him or me. Both kids shout out Mummy at the same time. Ha ha ha.

16.01.2026 21:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Those aren't my trainers...

16.01.2026 18:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Trying to buy Clawdia's love with treats and she just nicked the treat bag from me.

16.01.2026 17:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Clawdia 1 Massive spider 0

14.01.2026 06:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Clawdia update. Spent ten minutes sat on the rug. Twenty minutes running around like a nutter.

13.01.2026 20:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They did try. But we just have the one now. Unless the guilt sets in and we return for the tabby as well...

10.01.2026 17:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Family outing to a cat rescue center. Will one cat carrier be enough?

10.01.2026 14:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0