Why do so many people want a "partner in crime"? That's just an extra conspiracy or accessory charge waiting to happen!

The most American thing I can think of is how we've offshored our damn death camps.

My failed audition for the lead in Kickboxer.

Eric (the brother) - "You're not fighting that asshole like that! Kurt, listen to me! I'll kick your ass all over the place."

Me, looking down at him in his wheelchair - "Is, uh...'kick' really the verb you're going with?"

*flavor-aid

Aaaaah! I think i'm snow blind!

Wait...no, nevermind. :-P

The larch....

Nurture your rage.

Snitches get stitchs, but rats get a fucking Columbian neck tie.

AaAaAaAaAaAaA! It's time for tasteball!

Well....Chateau was a movie, a movie of immense gravity. You could tell be the extreme time dialation.

I have to wait 5 whole years for my age to be a prime number again. Growing up sucks.

Hadn't even thought of that ☹️

Shit...

Need to think of something really funny for my first post...