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That weirdly makes me feel better. Any inconvenience is but single snowflake in this blizzard of bullshit.

A bike of mine was stolen, but it’s value was the equivalent of like two seconds of the cost of war and at least maybe the person who swiped it is having fun and/or really needed it instead of murdering people, speaking of which, remember when the government murdered two people here what ever happe-

We don’t get this morning snow that’s mostly gone by midday thing too often.

Feels like we’re getting away with something.

Maybe putting a TV personality in charge was a bad idea.

We should apply that lesson to all of our leadership decisions in this country.

Future Twins great Dan Altavilla at work for Team Italy.

Team USA underperforming was an early hallmark of the WBC. They didn’t even medal the first three WBCs.

I needed to have a productive evening.

Good news: I did!

Bad news: I made zero progress on the thing that actually needed work.

Productivity procrastination strikes again!!!

A common misconception is that snowbanks melt from rising temps, but it’s actually all the lil empty 50ml bottles of Fireball in them.

5 Things to Know About LomaBonita Market, Richfield’s Massive, Multifaceted New Mexican Food Wonderland - Racket That old wisdom about how you shouldn't grocery shop hungry? Ignore it!

We ate so much good food here. And then we went grocery shopping!

2026 MLB Mock Draft 1.0: First-Round Picks For Every Team BA draft expert Carlos Collazo enlists the help of an anonymous scout to mock the first 40 picks of the 2026 MLB Draft.

2026 Mock Draft V 1.0 is here.

As has become the norm for this iteration, I've enlisted a scout to help guide us through first round picks for every team:

www.baseballamerica.com/stories/2026...

Caratini caught Rojas’ excellent first outing. You could tell he understood how big of an opportunity for Rojas it was to face established big leaguers.

At a time where Caratini should’ve been on cruise control, just going through the motions, he was engaged and animated back there. Fun to see.

CST = Central Standard Time
(What we just exited)

CDT = Central Daylight Time
(What were in now)

CMT = Cockamamie Madeup Time
(What I propose we start call daylight saving time instead)

Kendry Rojas: Poor surface numbers, encouraging underlying performance (limiting walks, lots of whiffs).

Emmanuel Rodriguez: Awesome surface numbers, discouraging underlying performance (striking out a ton, hasn’t looked great in the field).

Excited to see what both guys do in 2026.

Mick Abel was at it again today against Baltimore. 4 IP, 2 H, 0 R. He's up to 10 scoreless innings in 3 starts this spring with 13 strikeouts and, most importantly, ZERO WALKS.

Hype train picking up steam choo chooooo

Gabriel Gonzalez getting the start at DH.

RT @TwinsPlayerDev: Our 2026 #SpringBreakout roster🌴

@Twins | #MNTwins

Picking the cover color.

I talked a bit about Kala'i Rosario toward the end of this one.

After a poor April, the next 109 games he hit 271/.382/.523 (.905 OPS) with a 24.4 K% and 13.8 BB%. He also hit 22 homers and even stole 29 bases in that stretch.

Tough to ask for much more than that.

What’s your name?
My name? Right, uhhhh …

*Sees someone taking a selfie*
Cam …

*Sees chips and queso*
App … en … zeller

Yeah, Cam Appenzeller. That’s me.

(Also, Blaine Brown is clearly a Marvel superhero. This draft class has elite names.)

This Friday is Bandcamp Friday

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Happy Bandcamp Friday

Twins Spring Training Highlights March 5 | Limestone Pipeline Get more from Limestone Pipeline on Patreon

Highlights from this afternoon's Twins game, free for everybody over at Limestone Pipeline.

Twins Spring Training Highlights March 5 | Limestone Pipeline Get more from Limestone Pipeline on Patreon

Highlights from this afternoon's Twins game, free for everybody over at Limestone Pipeline.

With more and more of Twins Twitter — including beat writers — coming over to Bluesky for this season, I updated my "starter pack" of recommended Twins-related accounts to follow that post regularly here.

go.bsky.app/7MyGRMz

What’s the minimum number of big league-viable starters you’re comfortable having stretched out?

Just wondering how many current starters they could potentially convert to relief to boost the bullpen vs. keeping them ready if needed in Triple A.

Outman and Larnach could have MLB value, but neither should be on this team.

Beyond Keaschall getting LF reps, Emmanuel Rodriguez should be starting these games. They need to see him against MLB pitchers, not the Quad-A fringe arms he’s mostly been facing late in spring games.

Left field Luke Keaschall.

This makes a ton of sense when only thinking about the player and zero sense when thinking about the makeup of the roster.

Nooooooooooo smoking

I dunno bro, here are your metrics on this post #washed

Team Australia features former Twins prospects Todd Van Steensel, Lachlan Wells and Aaron Whitefield.