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HERE BURN THE SOULS OF A THOUSAND GENERATIONS. GATHER DEMONS AND COME AGAIN.

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ANGUISH
CHAPTER III

You only give me your funny paper - and in the middle of negotiations, you break down.

archiveofourown.org/works/708445...

10.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4

I’m starting to theorize that β€œhardcore cuckoldry” is when she doesn’t get to even see the sex

10.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

writing erotica, and indeed fiction, for the first time in forever, but verging dangerously on β€œ(hornier than ever) what if there was no recognizable sexual activity on screen” levels of derangement

10.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

livvy: I'm actually a millennial chaser
Me: You're my hecking daughterino
livvy: *sudden explosive coughing fit*

10.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 254 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

well that’s a freebie I wish I was an uma

10.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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noodle war no survivors

09.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

don’t think it counts as breaking if she’s obviously compdom. that’s like, domsquishing. domshucking.

10.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I look like that Agnes… scary.

10.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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who tf asked for Agnes Tachyon's abs

10.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 566 πŸ” 224 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
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go my nukepig

10.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Madohomu vs. Kyosaya texting

09.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 246 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYour culture…glorifies this?” And its metal music about pirates and knights and slaying dragons

10.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when you tell me not to powerscale ypu are depriving me of an inalienable human right.

10.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dykes For Socially Responsible Powerscaling

10.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

nothing was crazy good this week

10.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

10.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 6478 πŸ” 1600 πŸ’¬ 150 πŸ“Œ 328

powersacle

10.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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you know considering they made gohan blanco canon, vegeta lgbt+ form isn't outside the realm of possibility anymore.

10.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

el cielo resplandece a mi alrededor.

10.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Dragon Ball Z - Chala Head Chala (opening Latino) Full HD 1080p
Dragon Ball Z - Chala Head Chala (opening Latino) Full HD 1080p YouTube video by Alvaro Padilla

i'll trade you for the latam dbz opening www.youtube.com/watch?v=cie7...

10.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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crazy swag seen on a troubled youth character

10.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Bathory - Necromansy
Bathory - Necromansy YouTube video by Bathory

can’t do you for that but close enough in spelling to Bathory youtu.be/YmwgeY7ydDs?...

10.03.2026 11:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet if Akuma did the thing to me with the four big kanji it would feel incredible. I think it would totally work out all the kinks in my back

10.03.2026 08:17 πŸ‘ 572 πŸ” 182 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4

Keepeater Tuesday

10.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

metal album: the dragon is really fucking the castle up

me: I need to listen to this every;day

10.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

metal album: what if there was a dragon. or a castle

me: [holding my head] ugh. fuck. fuuuuck

10.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a brown catgirl wearing a loosely-wound black hijab, her ears creating two little peaks in the fabric. a hinyabi, if you will.

a brown catgirl wearing a loosely-wound black hijab, her ears creating two little peaks in the fabric. a hinyabi, if you will.

cat(girl)s are ritually pure

10.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 721 πŸ” 197 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT OTHER PEOPLE LIKE TO SEE AT THE FUNCTION: Murder. Guts ripped out. A guy licking blood off of a knife and grinning menacingly because he likes how blood tastes and that he could taste it on his knife
WHAT I LIKE TO SEE AT THE FUNCTION: Friendly people having a good time together

30.10.2025 06:54 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

here's the thing you need to know about me: i'm weak and frail. you can easily beat me up. probably should too. you could easily crush my bones and make me bleed. but here's why you shouldn't: because i asked you not to, very politely, including the words please and thank you

30.10.2025 06:52 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

[AMERIKA, SOMEWHERE IN THE 21ST CENTURY]
TEEN: stop airdropping me foodgifs. i'm late for the beheading
MOM: but the wendy's torture & murder & death meal deal!
TEEN: you woke shill bitch noone says the brand
DAD, READING JUNK MAIL FOR PODCAST DICK PILLS LIKE A NEWSPAPER, ERECT: uncancel your mother

26.08.2025 23:38 πŸ‘ 251 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0