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I was heading north on a plane that was heading south

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Living on a prayer?

14.03.2026 15:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The pinlaws’ new fridge is fun - you knock on the door and it reveals what’s inside

14.03.2026 11:16 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Monogrammed cuffs? 🤮

13.03.2026 23:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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13.03.2026 20:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#filth

13.03.2026 20:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Culture cunt

13.03.2026 18:26 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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#bleak

13.03.2026 15:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Positively geriatric

13.03.2026 15:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Gurney graveyard

13.03.2026 15:18 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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👐

13.03.2026 15:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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13.03.2026 10:32 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Go home, LinkedIn - you're drunk

13.03.2026 09:51 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sgt Cock is going to help me

13.03.2026 09:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Triumphant fart

13.03.2026 09:21 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Step away from the fash

12.03.2026 22:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The solution is simply, we simply need a giant pair of hands to stretch the Strait open.

12.03.2026 20:44 👍 30 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 0

Happy finish?

12.03.2026 22:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Men Without Twats on t’wireless - good name for the incels in the manosphere

12.03.2026 20:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s someone in this room who is sorely in need of a shower

12.03.2026 18:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yay!

12.03.2026 18:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Last chance to win a beaver wetland experience, lads!

12.03.2026 13:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hotel booked for eldest’s graduation this summer - why the fuck they couldn’t have chosen somewhere cheap and scrotty for their degree is beyond me *grumble*

12.03.2026 13:29 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

All the young prudes

12.03.2026 09:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Outed and grouted

12.03.2026 09:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Where do I go when I need a light bulb and an outboard motor?

11.03.2026 11:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🪴🪴💩💩

11.03.2026 09:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pizza Express advert with "Guess Who's Back" on it.

Pizza Express advert with "Guess Who's Back" on it.

I'm guessing not Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor?

10.03.2026 20:10 👍 8 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

A what now?

11.03.2026 09:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Wednesday

11.03.2026 09:17 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I miss Clas Ohlson

11.03.2026 09:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0