Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men
You know what tho
America needs to stop giving TV talking heads difficult jobs they are not qualified to do.
This crisis is metastasizing. We are a joke.
Noah Smith is the poor man's Matthew Yglesias, and let me tell you, they ain't exactly selling Matty for top dollar these days, y'know?
The perfect storm of a generationally gifted big man with physical attributes few possessed at the time existing in an era where the entire league just collectively decided to play like Loyola Marymount under Paul Westhead.
One minor detail that makes this clearer than any other is Rubio's completely unironic use of the phrase "unleash Chiang."
The possibility this all results in Hegseth having to fall on his sword is rising by the second.
If Mario Day ends with Italy beating America at baseball the real winner has to be Shigeru Miyamoto
One great thing about Bluesky is that the Kobe stans haven't found it.
Get Bam an Oscar too so he gets something else on Kobe. Just cross out the H in Hamnet and replace it with a B.
knows ball ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
amazing posting
Matthew Yglesias is poking fun at the White House finally realizing its policy is too unpopular to run on? The guy who spent all of 2025 and until circa February of 2026 arguing Democrats shouldn’t even talk about Trump’s immigration/deportation policy? That Matthew Yglesias?
just saying: it's possible that "I'm gonna dramatically constrict my state capacity while plotting dramatic imperial expansion, and expanding my set of internal enemies while alienating most of my foreign allies" is the beginning of a world-historical masterstroke. but also possible that it isn't
“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto
Happy Mario day!
and notice how he doesn't form a commission to outlaw doing steroids and jacking off
Francis Fukuyama has embraced Juche thought
The Onion headline "Timothee Chalamet Under Fire for Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form 'Bunraku'" was liked by Bernie Sanders.
Bernie... thank you
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
My son often asks for this music video (Land of Confusion by Genesis, which he just calls "gross guys song") so he can watch and continually exclaim "eww" every time puppet Phil Collins is on the screen
The algorithm thinks it's my favorite song now
Don't you love it when the misinformation has lore?
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
Wake up, a new scandal that would end any other presidency just dropped. bsky.app/profile/cram...
I cannot emphasize enough that these people are being laid off for failing to do things that are literally impossible
The Mitchum Brothers outside of Dougie Jones's and Janey-E's Las Vegas home. Rodney (Robert Knepper) has a gun pulled, and is looking to his brother (Jim Belushi) and saying "People are under a lot of stress, Bradley," while his brother looks at something, very concerned. (Twin Peaks: The Return)
The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?
Israel is using the fog of war to murder Palestinians x.com/camkasky/sta...
The Sounds of Settlement. The long fetch of the Minneapolis Sound began in August 1678. Father Louis Hennepin, a Belgian priest, and his party were traveling up the Mississippi, looking for the Northwest Passage, when they encountered two Native …
I’m not sure everyone realizes the new Prince book traces the “Minneapolis Sound” back to 1678.
The main reason is sadly the same reason Spider-Man couldn’t talk Sauron* into curing cancer.
*Not that one. The dinosaur man in the torn up shorts
*Duran Duran Girls On Film Voice*
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon
Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman
