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Certified shit talker and teller of uncomfortable truths. Sarcasm is my spirit animal and orphans from the Island of Misfit Toys are my tribe. Obviously and proudly GenX. I'm probably stoned right now.🀘🏼

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More male reporters need to hold themselves to the Landers Standards (Copyright Cap'm Kickass, 2026, All rights reserved).

Maybe his misogyny will actually attempt an answer instead of his "hatred-of-Mommy" based personal attacks on female reporters.

12.03.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thune is SO sick of hearing Trump saying 'kill the filibuster' that he's putting it up for a vote that won't pass. That'll be the end of it.

So in defiance of Thune, the Republicans who are still shacked up in Trump's colon are going to filibuster their own bill so it can't be killed by Thune.

12.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Thune aint havin' it.

The GOP will be back in the minority soon, and will need the filibuster in place to stop the evil Democrats from their shenanigans, such as impeaching the friendly neighborhood pedophile.

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12.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotcha.

Thune keeps getting hounded by Trump to kill the filibuster, which would lower the voting threshold for the SAVE bill back to simple majority, or 51 votes. That's the only way it could pass. Otherwise, they need Dem help to reach 60, or cloture.

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12.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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What Is the Filibuster and How Can the Senate Reform It? Read the latest Explainer.

For those who want to understand the filibuster process further, read Democracy Docket's explainer.

It's extremely helpful.

share.google/0zA7lVKlZG3R...

11.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What Is the Filibuster and How Can the Senate Reform It? Read the latest Explainer.

Take a look at this. It's extremely helpful.

What Is the Filibuster and How Can the Senate Reform It? - Democracy Docket

share.google/0zA7lVKlZG3R...

11.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It would've been interesting if the judge recalled Renfer back to the stand and given him one last opportunity to amend his statements before calling the Civil Chief to provide his testimony on approval.

"Are you SURE you got approval? Like, JAIL TIME sure?"

10.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure if his Axe cologne and body spray doesn't set them off, his Cuervobreath should do the trick.

10.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Which Bluesky administration will be there?

10.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Perhaps I'm in the minority, but I strategically disagree with this stance.

Ex-MAGA are valuable in undercutting the administration and providing an off-ramp for more defections.

Yes, I'm angry. But Im also emotionally mature enough to put that aside to get back the country I grew up in.

10.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What the cahoots is going on with these people?!

10.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let me guess who gets to define "evidence of fabrication"?

10.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Approval rating is tanking. Midterms are coming up and he needs SAVE act to SAVE his ass.

This move is desperation.

09.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lindsey is an empty shell.

When he was riding McCain's coat tails, he preached ethics and conservative family values. Then McCain died and Lindsey floundered.

Now he's riding Trump's tails, adopted Trump's personality, and this is who he is, full throated.

Dudes JUST a pile of shit.

08.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Iran?

Iskipped
Ipranced
Itwirled

07.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a grim reaper is holding a scythe in a black and white photo in front of a tree . ALT: a grim reaper is holding a scythe in a black and white photo in front of a tree .

"I don't have time."

"Correct. You do not."

07.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Same question, replacing "talk" with "breathe".

07.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Paxton offers to drop Senate bid if Republicans pass SAVE America Act The message quickly drew praise from online far-right activists.

🚨BREAKING: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton (R) is publicly offering to abandon his U.S. Senate campaign if Senate Republicans agree to change the filibuster rules and pass the SAVE America Act, a sweeping anti-voting bill. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

05.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 1523 πŸ” 818 πŸ’¬ 439 πŸ“Œ 206

Ambassador to Siberia

05.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Im-peaches.

05.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let's hope this is the confirmation process:

05.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sheehy saw his FoxNews moment and sprung into grunting ape mode.

I love when this kind of thing backfires.

05.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Noem more Kristi at DHS.

05.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tillis looked tougher than Trump ever has. Not angrier, tougher.

Trump wasn't going to let that go. If, for no other reason, to be in the "tough guy" club.

05.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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And they picked a turd.

05.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

How does this affect the Senate count?

05.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because the voter coalition that put that felon in office has shattered.

Many have awakened to the realities of broken promises, forever wars, the price of gas and, wait ... am I forgetting anything?

Oh yeah ... children who were r*ped.

05.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The GOP wants to choose their voters in gerrymandering, their candidates in elections, and their judges in lawsuits.

Maybe they should try choosing the Constitution for once.

05.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To this administration, that's a feature, not a bug.

05.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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From your fingers to God's ear.

05.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0