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When you don't flatten your photoshop layers:

When others secured the door, never forget that liddle Markwayne was the only one shielding himself behind the back of a chair.

An old screenshot talking about Google on top. It says "Google is a pure search engine — no weather, no news feed, no links to sponsors, no ads, no distractions, no portal litter. Nothing but a fast-loading search site. Reward them with a visit. Below is a screenshot from The Phantom Menace, where Anakin Skywalker is walking next to a building and behind him you see the shadow of Darth Vader.

The BIG DUMB WAR CYCLE HAWKS ITCH FOR BATTLE IT WILL BE A SPLENDID LITTLE WAR! 9/11 FALSELY INVOKED I'M SURE THEY HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE HIJACKERS. BOOSTERS OF PREVIOUS WAR ALL OVER TV BOMBS AWAY! MILLIONS PROTEST AROUND THE WORLD AND ARE IGNORED THIS WAR IS BUNK TOO PATRIOTISM OF OPPOSITION QUESTIONED SUPPORT OUR TROOPS YOU TRAITOR WAR A BLOODY DISASTER WITHOUT END WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN? CONVENTIONAL WISDOM FORMS THAT WAR WAS A MISTAKE, BUT NO ONE HELD ACCOUNTABLE HOW'D WE GET INTO THAT MESS? BEATS ME!

This week's comic: The Big Dumb War Cycle

Damnit, we used to build things in this country.

DHS staffers peels off the “if this cabin is a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’” handmade sign on Noem & Corey’s Bang Boeing, turn on a blacklight and the room lights up like the Vegas Strip on New Years Eve.

“Burn it. Burn everything in here”

Noem at home

Noem husband: So...
Noem: So....
Husband:
Noem:
Husband: So, were you guys doing it doggy-style?
Noem: Oh, for god's sake, Byron. Not funny and give it a rest.
Husband:
Noem:
Husband,: Guess I'll go outside and put flowers on Cricket's grave.
Noem: Fuck you, Byron

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

These guys were selling t-shirts until they needed a war to cover up the intentional damage they did to the economy and the president's involvement in a pedophilia scandal.

As renown philosopher George W. Bush once sagely opined:

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says 'Fool me once, shame on . . . shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again'"

All I’m saying is if you wanted someone to mastermind the killing of a religious fanatic who thinks women are second class citizens, and already has a relationship with Netanyahu, this whole Khamenei thing could have been done faster and cheaper.

I mean, her secret boyfriend killed the pope…

Kash Patel’s booty-call girlfriend, who grew up in London and Geneva (the fancy one overseas), is sick and tired of you fancy-pants coastal elites.

Every time I hear Pete Hegseth is squabbling with Anthropic, I think they’re talk about Anthropologie, and I wonder if that wispy peasant dress he bought to go see Sara McLachlan didn’t hold up after three washings and they keep telling him the label clearly says “ dry clean only”

I'm pretty sure I heard these exact words while a childhood friend played with the new GI Joe action figures they got for their SIXTH GODDAMN BIRTHDAY

What a cute father/daughter picture! They seem like a nice… oh god. Oh Jesus Christ, no.

Don't see what everyone's getting so worked up about. This is a beautiful Purity Ball portrait.

When the Republican National Convention:

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

I believe this is what is called the third mountain—perhaps the fourth—-after forcing your first wife to change her first and second name and then divorcing her to marry one of your employees

Most claims of free speech have always been "I am white and I want to be able to say the n-word and call people the r-word."

It is literally that simple.

I think that's technically called a Grand Dragon.

Norman Rockwell painting "Freedom of Speech" depicting a scene from a bygone era

(gets shot in the face)

The Melania movie was directed by somebody in the Epstein files—starring somebody in the Epstein files—who is married to somebody in the Epstein files.

remember that time he got booed off the stage at a dave chapelle show and he had a mental breakdown so bad he locked himself in his office and staff at twitter almost called the police because they were worried he was going to hurt himself?
i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

For those still confused about the important work fired federal workers did… 🙄