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Vlad Thee Candymaker ⚓

@vjlonir

Lvl. 27 Current Bounty: 1,236,877 Credits #93Bandits I build Gundams and read comics. Demi/Ace, INFJ-A

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Ooh BET

11.03.2026 09:37 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

About me 💜🌱

11.03.2026 08:29 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I love every version of you, so don't hide. 🥹❤️

11.03.2026 08:31 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I love this actually 😂

11.03.2026 08:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The bao in the fridge is calling me by my full government name in the sexiest way.

11.03.2026 08:15 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Literally today one of the new hires at work said "I like him, he doesn't act how he looks", so I'm taking that with pride 😂

11.03.2026 08:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'd def be a Rottweiler

11.03.2026 08:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
A selfie of the user in a white shirt and blue turban over their blue dreadlocks, a pillar of smoke shoots out of their mouth to the left of the image

A selfie of the user in a white shirt and blue turban over their blue dreadlocks, a pillar of smoke shoots out of their mouth to the left of the image

Spark sumn 🔥

08.03.2026 22:53 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
A selfie of the user with them in a white shirt and dark turban, with them possessing medium dreadlocks and a trimmed mustache and beard

A selfie of the user with them in a white shirt and dark turban, with them possessing medium dreadlocks and a trimmed mustache and beard

🪐

09.03.2026 07:24 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Fr

11.03.2026 07:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

youtu.be/eN1B6ytLS9Q?...

11.03.2026 07:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bumping Chris Travis 🎶

11.03.2026 07:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Rearranged and realigned.

11.03.2026 07:37 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

Learning that Pete hegseth ( secretary of defense ) spent $1 million on Alaskan king crab and $6.9 million on lobster tails in the month of September, 2025

They are in there using tax payer dollars to make seafood boils every single day for the administration and I cannot help but laugh

11.03.2026 03:45 👍 151 🔁 42 💬 0 📌 11

I just don’t think asking to be fcked and fed is too much to ask rn.

11.03.2026 07:31 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Next time I hunch I'm putting they back through a tectonic plate.

11.03.2026 07:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Proof of life✨💅🏾

03.03.2026 21:51 👍 46 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 1

You're welcome 😁

11.03.2026 07:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As are you dear

11.03.2026 07:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One more oui'd

11.03.2026 06:58 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Go look at the moon if you can see it 🔥

11.03.2026 07:00 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I got as many as you request

11.03.2026 07:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm there for both sunny days and stormy days.

11.03.2026 06:58 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2

🫂🫂

11.03.2026 06:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Standing at 7'2 🗣️🗣️🗣️

11.03.2026 06:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh.

11.03.2026 06:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WE UP

11.03.2026 06:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I don’t think I’ve skated home from anywhere since I was a teen. This was fun, also this shit is significantly more work in 4 wheels than blades… 💜✨

11.03.2026 00:49 👍 29 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 3

Imma rectify this IMMEDJIATELY

11.03.2026 06:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

WAIT, I forgot to smoke 😭

11.03.2026 06:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0