starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.
hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes
"This is not who we are as a country" and "these are unprecedented times" when the entire history of the American Republic has consisted of imperialism, external regime changes, and creating a pipeline of exploitation so a handful of fat cats can buy an extra yacht and/or island 🫠🫠🥴🥴
Obviously the broader culture is not in a good place but it's heartening that television keeps returning to one of the eternal storytelling themes: Padma Lakshmi imperiously striding into the room and demanding that you make her a delicious treat.
jacked hutt is not real and can’t hurt me
don’t celebrate about kristi noem too much, she’s not facing the wall yet
hearing reports the lou holtz is resting in piss
Imagine being in bed with a girl and asking her to call you "daddy" and she says it like Jesse Gemstone.
turning all the condoms inside out so they’re ribbed for my pleasure
aspirational
ur not gonna fucken believe this but I have a structured settlement and I need cash now
The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually.
i already described it
repost this perfectly flat bud heavy can and you will be blessed with fortunes heretofore untold
my boss at the southern reach told me expeditions keep going missing in area x so i asked how many theyve sent in and my boss said they just find new people afterwards and i said it sounds like theyre just feeding people to area x and lowry started crying
I will never check to see if I am on a block list that is not my business
namaste
ur gross wett ass was redacted
Secret of mana cover photoshopped to say “secret of nana” and has added a photo of a shushing nana
crunching tape on valentine’s day like a true sicko, love to see it
just looking at this is making my blood sugar do a backflip
jenna maroney
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
Cuba 60 years ago decided it didn’t want to be slaves to the US pedophile class and for that they have been comprehensively punished and starved since.
me and the bad bitch I pulled by standing with the trans community
It is half-a-cigarette-cold out
shit sucks
This document is one of the great political failures of our time. It must be immediately denounced by all people of good will. And it will be a major scandal if any "civil rights" organization gives cover to this capitulation to fascism.
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit
“Wait until after the election” becomes “we just won, relax” becomes “if you criticize them you’re just helping the GOP” which then goes back to “wait until after the election.” Every time.
The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
