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I'm dead inside but my body keeps moving. Critical of the State of Alabama; it's awful. Videographer, artist, and programmer. Unemployable cripple and monster.

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Also in my Gmail is an advertisement for the retirement home where I already reside. :|

10.03.2026 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Starfleet makes them docks big

10.03.2026 09:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 127 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Well, that's some interesting timing. There I am scrolling YouTube and suddenly Nightdive has a trailer for a SiN Reloaded that they just uploaded a day or so ago.

10.03.2026 22:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I also spotted a new cat, a tortie.

10.03.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Also, they mended the side of the building using a system of screws and chicken wire, no doubt supremely confident that I'm the only one who is going to notice.

10.03.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well, Spring means it's time for plant posting again. My two surviving plants are back outside and the outlook for the ghost pepper is already exceptionally grim. It has lost half of its leaves.

I need to change the soil on both plants, then get new plants to replace the two dead ones.

10.03.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
It is a spam email claiming to be from Lowe's offering the reader to claim a free Kobalt brand tool set. However, the email ultimately derives from the red head sluts dot com domain, which doesn't seem like a great domain to use for hawking free tool sets unless the tool is your hog.

It is a spam email claiming to be from Lowe's offering the reader to claim a free Kobalt brand tool set. However, the email ultimately derives from the red head sluts dot com domain, which doesn't seem like a great domain to use for hawking free tool sets unless the tool is your hog.

Every so often I like to scrutinize my spam messages to see what domains they come from. The results tend to raise more questions than answers. Now, I'm not gonna assume that the owners of redheadsluts dot com are scrupulous people but I do wonder if they know they're serving up this dogshit.

10.03.2026 19:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*sound of broken plates* Oh no! My narratives!

10.03.2026 08:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can really tell that the President has gotten a little too comfortable with yes men who let him get his way because he really thinks the whole Iranian conflict is gonna be over when he says it is. It don't work like that, big guy. You take a bite of the shit sandwich you gotta clean that plate.

10.03.2026 08:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh God, it's raining. There's thunder and lightning. I am filled with terror, if only because a lightning strike too close to the building will set off the goddamn fire alarm.

10.03.2026 05:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A late 60s pocket radio called Internet Satellite.

A late 60s pocket radio called Internet Satellite.

So several years before the term Internet was coined for a network of interconnected computer networks in the mid 70s. Several years earlier a small company in Beckenham Kent sold cheapo Hong Kong made pocket radios.
They called themselves Internet.
Here is one I bought today with box.

08.03.2026 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 227 ๐Ÿ” 34 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

And that's just one reason why Duke 3D still has The Juice.

09.03.2026 09:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hegseth's glee at butchery is truly nauseating, not in the least because he looks like some sort of horrible chimera made from vivisecting a pug and a Neanderthal together then stuffing the resultant monster into an ill-fitted suit.

09.03.2026 09:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.

07.03.2026 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3393 ๐Ÿ” 1224 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Avoided watching the How to FIX The Forever Winter" video on YouTube for weeks because I felt it would be tedious. Having now watched the video though I fear the videographer is correct on all points. Unfortunately none of these are easy fixes. TFW needs difficult fixes, sadly.

09.03.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just watch out for the girlfriend-shaped mirror demon. It's a tricky one.

09.03.2026 01:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching a video of Sega Saturn Quake. It's very green.

08.03.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ryu Hayabusa waking up every day with a chronic sore throat, that's Ninja GERDen

08.03.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Official Trailer for "Dorohedoro" Season 2.
>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQSz...

08.03.2026 09:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2124 ๐Ÿ” 945 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 226

Bleagh! I got DSTed while I slept. That's gonna fuck with me.

08.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last few days I've been cuttin' huge doo doo logs. Straight up forestry going on in the bathroom around here.

08.03.2026 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Hypnagogia 1ยฝ Demo is now... LIVE ๐Ÿ€โœจ

Help Gogi navigate a ravaged, rodent-run dream city as he tries to find the cause of a new form of corruption in this prequel to ๐˜‰๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด ๐˜‹๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ด.

Link to play free below โ–ผ

#indiegame

07.03.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 592 ๐Ÿ” 230 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

if you wish marathon was a single player game and not a hardcore pvp extraction shooter, may i point you to project silverfish? it has elements of extraction shooters and a lot of wild stuff going on

08.03.2026 06:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You'll never find your way out of the infinite shopping mall in time to make your flight at the airport, that much is becoming all too clear.

08.03.2026 06:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of Brian and Jack with the text

"What my dreams look like 5 minutes before my alarm puts me in fight or flight"

And it's just a bunch of shit

A picture of Brian and Jack with the text "What my dreams look like 5 minutes before my alarm puts me in fight or flight" And it's just a bunch of shit

07.03.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1016 ๐Ÿ” 228 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

But back to SiN, I'm left with arguably an even more important question and one that I've never seen asked: does Alexis Sinclaire wear Republican Makeup? Given that she's some sort of deeply immoral billionaire getting rich off the mutant industry I'd say the odds are pretty good that she does.

08.03.2026 06:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Given that the recipient decided to play by the classic Insincere Cad playbook I feel perfectly justified trotting out the classic.

08.03.2026 06:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'know, that puts me on a separate thought I've had percolating on my brain for some time now: all my favorite stuff on the N64 was single player, by and large. My little nephews mostly play multiplayer because naturally they are siblings and must share. Suggests a lot about how taste in games forms

08.03.2026 06:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Though for all the influence those games had in their era and subsequent decades, I can't help but think that a lot of that influence is all but gone now. I believe they call fall under the monicker of "uncslop" now.

08.03.2026 06:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This game is crying out for a good FOSS engine replacement, but I doubt it'll ever happen. SiN's greatest sin, by far, was releasing in 1998. Tough year to be an FPS that isn't Half-Life or Unreal. Real tough year. Starcraft came out in 1998.

08.03.2026 06:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0