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Ashley B.

@keensie

I'm a menace first and a woman second. Mother. Wife. Sushi connoisseur.

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Not even prescribed ketamine can help this reality. How are you all even coping?

28.04.2025 03:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Underrated: going outside and just screaming. I needed that.

Sorry, neighbs.

14.02.2025 17:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Everything I've learned from flat-earthers has been against my will.

12.02.2025 02:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's this saying that conservatives don't want history taught in schools bc they don't want their kids to see their grandparents in pictures of, say, them throwing rocks at Ruby Bridges.

When all of this is over, I'm going to MAKE SURE that your children know which side you were on.

09.02.2025 04:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What kinds of "intentions" are you setting before dosing. I feel like "survive fascism" is too broad. 😢

06.02.2025 22:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm calling it now. After this coup is complete, the US will turn into separate serfdoms owned by the three major oligarchs. I hope I'm wrong. Maybe I'll give "man in the high castle" another watch.

06.02.2025 22:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀭

31.01.2025 17:06 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Your "WHAT?!" to Jack made my whole week πŸ€£πŸ’€

31.01.2025 16:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Boston Rob of survivor? I might need to watch that.

31.01.2025 03:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Step into my office!

28.01.2025 14:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@thecroftonshow.bsky.social thanks for the ketamine recommendation! I'm on my first dose :)

28.01.2025 02:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you are a federal employee, it is advised to set your social media accounts to private to prevent outside viewership, as reports suggest that loyalty screenings have begun.

26.01.2025 05:01 πŸ‘ 30650 πŸ” 9224 πŸ’¬ 712 πŸ“Œ 455
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24.01.2025 19:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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⚠️ 🧡On Pete Hegseth.

Hegseth refuses to answer if he supports the use of active duty military in US detention camps.

Fairly confident we ALL know the answer.

But wait, there’s more!

+…

24.01.2025 17:12 πŸ‘ 6260 πŸ” 1997 πŸ’¬ 364 πŸ“Œ 132

Which platform are you playing on?

24.01.2025 04:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That looks fun as hell!

24.01.2025 04:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent! Thank you!

24.01.2025 04:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What does that look like in practice, besides the obvious punches?

24.01.2025 04:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

24.01.2025 04:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Shot two of his classmates". That would suggest two people besides the shooter, but thank you for mansplaining basic math to me.

24.01.2025 03:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was two kids? I heard it was one and the shooter.

24.01.2025 03:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really, really need USPS to deliver my ketamine doses right about now.

24.01.2025 03:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Come to Columbus, please!

24.01.2025 03:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think a bunch of them are scared of retaliation so they're preemptively "bending the knee" which is exactly how fascism goes unchecked.

22.01.2025 22:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They're only dog whistles just up until they're allowed. Then, they're brags.

22.01.2025 21:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would Food Not Bombs be a good one?

22.01.2025 15:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a thermostat with max temp of 1.2F and a min of -2.6F in front of a snowy front yard. The current temp says 1.2F

Picture of a thermostat with max temp of 1.2F and a min of -2.6F in front of a snowy front yard. The current temp says 1.2F

Just a little chilly today.

22.01.2025 13:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Government's Website on Reproductive Rights Is Gone: Here’s an Important Fact Sheet Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

Trump campaigned on the obvious lie that he wouldn't further restrict abortion; within hours of being sworn in, the know your rights page ReproductiveRights.Gov was taken down. So, hopefully this is helpful:

21.01.2025 20:19 πŸ‘ 194 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

You’re all about to be gaslit about that Nazi salute and I’m begging you to spend no time on it. You know what you saw.

20.01.2025 20:27 πŸ‘ 19188 πŸ” 4749 πŸ’¬ 217 πŸ“Œ 138