The gay at the front desk of the gym despises me

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SHE WAS BORN IN 1999 😵‍💫

Okay got it! Simmons! Thanks Tom!

Wherever I accidentally click a story right after it was posted I immediately mute the person 🤣🤣🤣

Wait the candidate with the hilarious commercials supported lil Marco for president!? Hahaha

So that mean I have to vote for Daniel Piss?

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Yeah.

I wish we could go back to 2014 internet.

Premium is the way to go. But you still have to watch ads if it’s a music video 😵‍💫

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Perfect day for it

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Bike

My favorite dick picks are the ones with the entire steering wheel in the shot

He really needs some young people working on that show. It’s gotten so bad. He was funny like 10 or 15 years ago but is now so out of touch.

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Screenshotted some other people’s IG stories showing me holding up Peaches while she was crowd surfing.

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First Monday after time change is a dangerous day to be in public

@bravodelta9.bsky.social hot and helpful. Thank you!

Felt like deleting all my old posts but couldn’t figure out how to get bskydelete to work and Redact’s cheapest version is $95 for an entire year with no monthly option.

Anyone have luck mass deleting old posts with anything else?

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Yes

FUUUUUUCK LINKEDIN

Happy birthday!!!!

I love her so much! Amazing to get to be so close for this performance. Been listening to Peaches since I was 15 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’m so lucky to have gotten to do this last night

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I just met PEACHES