Captain Zigo 🆓🇵🇸🖕🧊

the famous captain zigo long-con to manipulate you in to being my friend by treating you like a human being that i genuinely like and am interested in

micro famous people love zigo for her ability to unwaveringly pretend she isnt starstruck

(in the voice of someone telling you they’re “really in to guns BUT NOT LIKE THAT”): im really in to superheroes BUT NOT LIKE THAT

you reading this. you can make a difference. the trick is you dont need to be a hero. you can just do the right thing.

I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking.

I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process

idk who needs to hear this but: fuck the US military includes your relatives and friends.

A pale purple banner with the texture of linen, and an ink sketch of a purple watercolor rose. The title says "Safey for Ruaa" and is decorated with red tatreez olive leaves. The text says: "Ruaa alone provides for a family of seven, including her sick sister—she is exhausted, in pain, and reliant on strangers for help. Give this family hope for better days. Make a weekly recurring donation to stand by them every week, and lift the burden from young Ruaa's shoulders." In the corner says tinyurl.com/For-Ruaa.

A challenge for us. You know Ruaa (now DELETED, itsmeio.bsky.social) relies on this app to feed her family. Asking for help was already so degrading + she barely has internet. So...how many $5 weekly pledges can we get by Friday to ensure help even when banned?

#SaveRuaa chuffed.org/project/help...

tinyurl.com/baraaZ2

For this mother and her only remaining child, her other two taken by the war.

people love to think that if they were a wwii german they would stand up to the nazis. if you are a usamerican, now is your chance. what are you doing.

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Hit me up in DMs, and we'll take this to Discord or email to discuss details.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOMEN

you think? im not offering a service. only my presence

for just $3000 you can have zigo at a convention near you! :D

this exact thing has happened to me several times im not even exaggerating a little. the hatemail game on this website is dogshit

every once in a while i get a comment from some gym mirror selfie pfp like “excuse me i do believe this is ‘cringe’ as the kids say” and if you look at their profile its a bunch of orange man bad memes that dont mention palestine. its very amusing

back before i turned off the algorithmic feed for this app half the posts were “this site is like twitter but good” which is very funny in retrospect. if a social media company has finally saved the internet, no they havent.

#mlp

the grungler is the one chill bisexual cis guy in the trans friend group

being a grungler means taking a few forcefem jokes with grace. i guarentee your trans women friends have been through a lot more.

grown up snips and escargot. back by popular demand

my plausibly deniable napoleon complex makes me CUTE! everypony thinks so. worship me with ritual and song

changed my tumblr bio to “infallible supreme empress of milkdromeda”

trixie lulamoon wearing her cape and wizard hat, looking towards the viewer with a sharp tooth grin while smoking a cigarette

bart, dont give the horse cigarettes [commission]

the doc says if i dont have a cute platonic coffee date with another trans woman soon, i will die!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

its like your pony…

woah it looks really good!

not in response to anything particular. The onslaught of people and especially recently trans women getting lolcowed over what you eventually find out is something harmless like them being an age aggressor weighs on me

my policies of always giving the benefit of the doubt to the marginalized, and of minding my own damn buisness, have never once bitten me.

your reaction when a vulnerable person gets “called put” for something that causes no material harm should be to lose all trust in and respect for the person calling them out.