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she/her. snark. mom. knitter. writer. actor.

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The Hughes brothers should send a nice gift basket to Timothee Chalamet.

10.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some of it, but not much, at least at my Michael’s. A couple of short aisles compared to a third of the Target-sized Joann that used to be near me. 😩

06.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Buying fabric sight-unseen through the mail is such a bummer though. Amazon bought fabric dot com and even if you wanted to spend money with the evil empire, they shut down the really great dedicated website and put everything on main Amazon, where their search is notoriously enshittified.

06.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 20808 πŸ” 4428 πŸ’¬ 767 πŸ“Œ 1142
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Exclusive: US investigation points to likely US responsibility in Iran school strike, sources say Military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school that killed scores of children on Saturday, two U.S. officials told Reu...

Sandy Hook proved that the GOP does not care about masses of dead white schoolchildren. The coverup of the Epstein files proves they don’t care about white girls. Why would the care at all about Iranian girls?

www.reuters.com/world/middle...

06.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s such a shame the NHL squandered so much goodwill generated by HR. Go PWHL!!!

But TBF, less drama because the women players can be safely out.

06.03.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

05.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 9714 πŸ” 1467 πŸ’¬ 1041 πŸ“Œ 226

Private equity is why most of us can’t have nice things…and a very few can have ALL THE THINGS.

RIP Joann Fabrics. No more sewing clothing for me. 😭

06.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gen Z males twice as likely as baby boomers to believe wives should obey husbands Global survey shows young men and boys hold more traditional views about gender roles than older generations

I don’t ever want to see another article asking why young women aren’t having babies.

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

05.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good god, they managed to find someone even dumber. 🀯

05.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what if we did 2003 again but with even stupider people in charge of everything

28.02.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 1334 πŸ” 290 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 1

@thepwhl.com I just bought a New York Sirens shirt for my daughter who just got into hockey. I was going to get her a SJ Sharks shirt because Celebrini, but the @nhl loves pedos and hates women, so…

25.02.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was inspired to write a hockey romance this year. It’s almost done, but after the fucking US men’s team went to get their pictures taken with a man who sized children’s vaginas for tightness, I don’t know if I want to bother.
My decent ally hero would have been hounded out of the league.

25.02.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

23.02.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 19307 πŸ” 2926 πŸ’¬ 345 πŸ“Œ 1

It's pretty impressive how the Admin and Men's Olympic hockey teams have managed to erase all the men's hockey goodwill that Heated Rivalry fostered in the space of like, 5 minutes.

23.02.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 404 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 12

@reppaultonko.bsky.social As your constituent, I am asking you to skip the SOTU. Do something more constructive than listening to 90 minutes of rambling, incoherent lies.

Virtually *anything* would be a better use of your time.

24.02.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God, if one exists, may have given us disease. God didn’t give us vaccines.

Scientists gave us vaccines!

23.02.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is why it’s always been hard for me to support the US in the Olympics. Our athletes are so often arrogant assholes, and this year with added fascism!

23.02.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're an English teacher and you make your students diagram a single sentence from the president's formal remarks, you will be charged with felony assault and sent to prison for the rest of your natural life.

20.02.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 1240 πŸ” 150 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 6

The New York Times smeared AOC for saying β€œum”

19.02.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 3710 πŸ” 814 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 18

It is genuinely terrifying to have a President whose strategy is to β€œkeep people guessing” about what he’s going to do.

18.02.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

18.02.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 20519 πŸ” 6590 πŸ’¬ 468 πŸ“Œ 455
Jack Posobiec on twitter sharing a video of Baelor Targaryen from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms with the caption "This is white culture"

Jack Posobiec on twitter sharing a video of Baelor Targaryen from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms with the caption "This is white culture"

oh you think white people don't have culture? what about this sickly family of incestuous warlords from a book i didn't read?

18.02.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 7180 πŸ” 875 πŸ’¬ 197 πŸ“Œ 127
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Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?

16.02.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 14382 πŸ” 2812 πŸ’¬ 578 πŸ“Œ 730
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Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days Free condoms for competitors at the Winter Olympics have run out within a record-breaking three days

They’re just out there setting records at everything.

13.02.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 3713 πŸ” 759 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 258

I had a coworker who insisted that the US couldn't afford guaranteed universal healthcare because Americans would overuse it.

Counterpoint: I have private health insurance and a PCP and still, I would rather get sick and die than deal with the hassle of just scheduling a routine appointment.

13.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the meritocracy they want you to believe Black people are violating

A C student coke fiend with no medical expertise runs our nation’s healthcare system.

12.02.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 1955 πŸ” 588 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 7
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Ireland’s basic income for the arts scheme becomes permanent When piloted, initiative that provided €325 a week to eligible artists recouped more than its net cost, study shows

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...

11.02.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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FDA declines to review Moderna application for new flu vaccine Moderna requests meeting to discuss refusal as decision could have implications for all new and updated vaccines

NEW: The FDA just shot down Moderna's new flu shot. From me:
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

10.02.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 301 πŸ” 175 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 75

Post a banger not in English

youtu.be/C7retliuwoE?...

10.02.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0