Iorek Byrnison had to have his armour let out
30.01.2026 12:21
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Iorek Byrnison had to have his armour let out
january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
So not only does does the Lord Mayor not write his own speeches but a business owner can just hand him a speech and he'll read that out at an event!? #cork
"Fergal Dennehy made the admission after giving a speech at a data centre firm in Cork City which was AI generated by the company itself."
A superman promotional lightshow. Obscured so it reads SPERM.
What's that flying towards us?
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Oh God it's!
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets 😄😄
The real 500 Miles: how a smash hit was spun from lies, deceit and desperation Craig and Charlie Reid found fame and fortune with the story of their 1,000 mile walk. We can reveal that the truth behind it is very different.
Another day, another revelation…
I just don’t trust a conclave that chooses a pope quicker than I could decide what’s next on Netflix
I will not read Finn McRedmond.
Finn McRedmond is the mind-killer.
Finn McRedmond is the little-death that brings total obliteration
Harrison Ford should be the patron saint of inexpensive small-studio video games.
Think about it: he's a carpenter who played Indiana Jones and Han Solo.
He's an indy rogue-like deck builder.
A cartoon by Tom Gauld about An Expensive Notebook Company which removes stories from old novels and sells the blank books in upmarket stationers.
It is weird:
so shel silverstein anticipated ai?
7 panel comic Panel 1: Elon Musk and Santa. Elon: I’ve bought you’re entire operation. Santa: What Panel 2: Musk: I fired the elves. And the reindeer. Panel 3: Musk, gesturing at a modified cybertruck. Christmas sacks are inside and a huge rocket is strapped to the side. Elon: this is your new sleigh Panel 4: Musk watches as the cyber sleigh ascends into the night sky Panel 5: The cyber sleigh immediately implodes Musk: shit Panel 6: As the wreckage falls to earth Musk frantically types on his phone Panel 7: Musk tweets: The Jews just killed Sant
here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️
[yelling over club music] I said the human experiment has been a failure
Two posts, in conversation
Sign outside Mountjoy Prison, Dublin, stating the name of the prison and - added with photoshop - the words "Strictly 1 Burke at a time."
www.rte.ie/news/courts/...
"There was even a book corner, during which one can only assume notorious literacy advocate Ryan Tubridy was sat at home, white-knuckling a shandy and hearing his old lobster costume talking to him through the wardrobe like a Green Goblin mask."
My real-time write-up of the #LateLateToyShow
C'mere, Patrick's jumper game was shocking this year. You gotta ham it up, kid!
Ugly 👏 polyester 👏 sweat-sealing 👏 geansaí 👏 Patrick!
None of yer Polo shirt by Ralph Lauren tasteful knits here.
#LateLateToyShow
Kids going to Las Vegas and Orlando, getting a rugby legends boots and... um.. some space seeds. Enjoy your prizes, kids! #LateLateToyShow
Cork rappers only, please! #LateLateToyShow #kabincrew
"Here are my rugby boots, fella and... as for the girls...enjoy your books, NERDS" #LateLateToyShow
‘How’s the retirement going Johnny’
Kielty crushing Sexton’s soul on national television. #latelatetoyshow
Heeeeere's... JOHNNY! #LateLateToyShow
The budget didn't stretch far enough to give vehicles to all the kids. Some have to walk. Did they not have a few spare flip flops they could give them at least? #LateLateToyShow
Were these videos from the Irish abroad filmed on old flip phones? #LateLateToyShow
They're sending that girl out in the storm?
#LateLateToyShow
RTÉ need to add some additional questions to their online form for audience tickets to #LateLateToyShow
Can you clap?
Yes No
Can you clap in time?
Yes No
Please upload a short video of you clapping along to a short piece of music.
"Do you wanna be BFFs?"
"What's BFFs?"
"Best friends forever."
"...Yeah, sure."
Iconic.
#LateLateToyShow #ToyShow