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Non-practicing lawyer, lindy hopper, Cards, Wolverines, Spurs, USMNT, USWNT, Hoyas. He/him.

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is . . . is his dementia contagious?

11.03.2026 06:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that is a gerrymander-breaker of a swing

11.03.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

dude said the *civil chief* checked his work!

either he just lied to Numbers or this is a whole lot fucking worse than one dude!

11.03.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
'Daaa Yankees Lose' πŸ˜‚ Vladimir Guerrero Jr. & Big Papi TROLL New York after ALDS elimination
'Daaa Yankees Lose' πŸ˜‚ Vladimir Guerrero Jr. & Big Papi TROLL New York after ALDS elimination YouTube video by FOX Sports

youtu.be/zm5FIparj5o?...

for reference

11.03.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so socialism, but nationalist

11.03.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Vince Carter: "Do you feel like it's a good day to sell shoes? What kind of shoes were you wearing?"

Bam Adebayo: "Man, I was wearing some Jordan 40s"

Studio: "AAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW"

TMac: "You know you gotta have on them As"

11.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

bahahahahahaha

11.03.2026 05:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

...any of the thousands of US Navy members current and former who have transited the Strait of Hormuz while Iran trolled the ship for shits and giggles can describe for you at least 3 ways they can close the Strait without attending any briefing.

11.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 1061 πŸ” 195 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 16

in honor of the Scrubs revival?

11.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh my GOD

the idea of an AUSA doing this is . . . wow

11.03.2026 05:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

everyone responsible for hiring him should be fired

11.03.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

heh

11.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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DOGE staffer had β€˜God-level’ Social Security access, whistleblower says Members of Congress demand investigations after complaint alleges unprecedented breach of Americans’ data

"Not only has an ex-DOGE bro been accused of running around with the social security information of every American on a flash drive, he also may have the ability to edit and manipulate data at the Social Security Administration at will.”

Let that sink in...🀬
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

11.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 225 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 10
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11.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 250 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 15
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Q: "Spo brought up Dwyane's recent comment about there not being a buzz in the street..."

Bam: "First of all, this man talkin' about ain't no buzz and he want to be out. He 45... take your ass in the house"

11.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 13

Terry getting to write them meeting the Watch was a great time

11.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bam & A'ja, this is pretty funny

11.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 252 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5

ahahaha

"can't see much" /Hadjar immediately rear ends car in front

11.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A skeet in the hand is worth two in a bush 😏

11.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 290 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1
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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

11.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 8024 πŸ” 3684 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 179

honestly open question whether this or Bam is more surprising

11.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what trump is actually doing nationwide is kind of prop 187 on the nastiest, stupidest gear you've never heard of

11.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

they're not here, which is a blessing

11.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

have seen a couple "prop 187 2.0" posts

one can only hope

11.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
@CNN Pizza shop workers took down an armed robber -- but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss.

@CNN Pizza shop workers took down an armed robber -- but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss.

and he would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids

11.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 2716 πŸ” 477 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 23

well then

11.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*ahem*

bsky.app/profile/sabr...

11.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Minesweeper but it's the Strait of Hormuz. Source: sweepthestrait.com

11.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 918 πŸ” 307 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 36

lol everyone picking oscar sure is funny

#drivetosurvive

11.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

wahoo

March 15 would've been funnier

11.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0