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Just crushed a pre-therapy QT hot dog and this might have to become a new routine for me

*sobs* no I’m fine I really love how gas went up 60 cents a gallon because we wanted to bomb children I’m having a really time I promise

Wandering around the house trying to get started with the tasks for today and I realized I forgot to make a to do list last night! V dependent on that list apparently!!

People acting like paying attention to a goddamned illegal war is "being distracted from the Epstein files" are clowns.

I can hate them both, thanks. I have plenty of hate in my heart for everything and everyone who deserves it.

and now that i think about it, i went to a conservative catholic college where it was assumed i would get married and have kids some day and he went to a state school where one of his friends had a child in the middle of their college career and he saw the effects of that up close

interestingly it was the opposite in my relationship where i saw kids as a thing i would need to do someday because i was supposed to and my boyfriend saw the future costs associated with them

have fallen into a classic trap where i felt so motivated last night and made a bunch of messes and was sure the motivation would carry over to the next morning to give me energy to clean them up and it has not

well, today in floridly depressing news: the French helpline for female victims of male violence is facing "coordinated" attacks from men's rights activists, who keep calling up in the hope of making it harder for women to reach their services

for lent i'm only using my phone in the kitchen when i am home, and i was concerned about what i would do when i needed to poop bc obvi i don't poop in my kitchen, when lo and behold, we got two smithsonian magazines because my boyfriend made a donation to one of their museums. God really provides.

seeing the US men's hockey team bro out with Kash Patel in the locker room and laugh at Trump's sexist jokes does force a person to wonder how many of them are actually seething about "Heated Rivalry"

It was always going to happen this way. Those of us in the media space have been a) warning new fans that this was what men’s hockey culture was really like, & b) warning the NHL that they should maybe not alienate all the new fans they said they were excited to be receiving. And yet, here we are!

my grandma actually bought me one that was on clearance at kroger and it was amazing and for some reason we decided to keep mark's and get rid of mine??? idk how that decision happened

“What kind of apples are you buying?” these are for the Loml so not red delicious I’ll tell u that rn

Me at the grocery store: I will buy mark some apples :) bc he loves a lil apple and peanut butter snack :) now he can have some when he gets home from his trip :)
Me when 4 apples rings up to $9: never again :)

If I were an Olympic figure skater i would be doing a twilight inspired dance to a medley of songs from the twilight soundtrack

Happy cream cheese based dips day to all who celebrate

Yooooo something traumatic happened to me 4 years ago and I didn’t even remember until I saw my snap memories from that weekend!!! and even being reminded of it wasn’t THAT activating!! Time really is healing. nice

I like spending my break on the backseat of my car because it’s the only time I really ever hang out here

ICE's Use of AI Will Lead to Big Mistakes. Maybe That's the Point Cybersecurity experts say that U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement seems to be indifferent to how their artificial intelligence tools work.

Sometimes I get a really good quote in.

“Pointing out that AI is prone to giving ICE bad information is missing the entire point of ICE,” EFF’s @evacide told @RollingStone. “They don’t care if the information they have is good.”

www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

A woman in a car, holding a sign that says YOUR PAWPAW DIDN’T RUN MOONSHINE THROUGH THESE HOLLERS FOR YOU TO BE A BOOT LICKER

Pinned comment form a mod: “To the boot lickers that keep reporting this post: Go fuck yourselves. Don't look now but they're treading on you, dumbasses.”

from r/appalachia

bless me father for i have sinned, i have been bullying my senators on facebook (and also contacting their offices directly but in a more professional manner)

At karaoke and tried to sing a song that my ex best friend and I loved bc I know it super well but how do sing a song that was yours with someone you loved for 10 years and then they threw everything away

It feels like these local news stations could at least try to pretend they’re not all owned by the same company

Made mark watch tangled last night for the first time and the way I could recite most of the lines 15 years later is a little scary to me lol

Me anytime I see Steve howey in something: I should really watch Reba again

Ur telling me im supposed to just go home tomorrow, a place with 0 maple creamies, and just be okay???? Be so for real rn

If I die bc my Lyft driver was queuing up benson Boone songs and not paying attention to the road, I’m gonna be an angry ghost

Having a drunk dance party in our kitchen and mark thought it would be a good idea to juggle limes. Hopefully we find the one he lost before it rots