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SAM ALTMAN: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."
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Upside down, by the ankles, and then treat him like a piΓ±ata.
12.03.2026 15:03
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Every day I collect another piece of supporting evidence for the idea that the pandemic made a dangerously large plurality, if not an outright majority, of Americans go absolutely feral. Zero sense of or interest in how to interact with other humans in shared spaces. None.
12.03.2026 21:25
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Why are Democrats taking money from Palantir?
12.03.2026 21:03
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First of all, we have to assume now that they are lying about even βdozens.β Second, this is like re-establishing the eastern direction of the sunrise. Mass voter fraud doesnβt exist in πΊπΈ, & anyone who lies that it does should be shunned from polite society & no longer taken seriously in the media.
12.03.2026 19:03
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Kimmel Goes Nuclear on Newsmax Host for Trying to Get Him Fired
βHow does this not embarrass them?β Kimmel asked of the network.
It would be cool if prominent figures and journalists aggressively called out right wing propagandists instead of routinely leaving the task to late night comedians and satirists
12.03.2026 19:59
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Armed man rammed vehicle into Michigan synagogue and was fatally shot by security, AP source says
A man armed with a rifle rammed a vehicle into a major synagogue in a Detroit suburb and was fatally shot by security.
A guy rammed his car through a door at Detroitβs largest synagogue and got out with a gun and was shot by security before he could massacre everyone inside.
And yes all synagogues that can afford it have security. And yes itβs exactly because of situations like this that they do.
12.03.2026 19:47
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Senator Warren: How much would it cost to extend the ACAβs enhanced premium tax credits for just one year?
Witness: About $30 billion.
Senator Warren: The Trump administration says this war [with Iran] will cost $50 billion. That means we could help all the people pushed off their health care and still have an additional $20 billion left over.
Instead of going to war with Iran, we could cover health care for millions of Americans.
And still have $20 billion left over.
12.03.2026 19:53
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DROP DEAD FRED is on Tubi.
12.03.2026 21:10
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ICE Tried To Turn This Minneapolis Teacher Into An Informant
Brandon Siguenza was detained for doing legal-observer work. ICE's real interest was in generating snitches. PLUS: Mojtaba Khamanei isn't surrendering
"He was vaguely saying things like, 'Really, I can help you out. I can do things for you. ...If you could, you know, give me the names of protest organizers, maybe I can help you out.'" Inside an ICE effort to generate snitches.
12.03.2026 16:39
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He's 29. Dropped out of college after one year (IU) and likely got on the tech boyz radar because he started an IP company called Brainbase in college. He ended up on Forbes 30 under 30 showing again that that list is cursed.
12.03.2026 17:05
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Why is the US beholden to the stupidest people?
12.03.2026 14:51
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...and these same people want to tell us universal healthcare and student loan forgiveness is too expensive?
12.03.2026 03:44
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Weβve never, ever had this before. A President completely untethered to truth. I mean completely untethered to truth. Thatβs such a bad thing. But you know whatβs even worse? Way, way too many people donβt care. And way too much of the media no longer cares.
11.03.2026 23:36
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Bluesky hits Capitol Hill (and Jimmy Kimmel)
12.03.2026 03:47
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Now viewing.
12.03.2026 03:47
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I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasnβt gotten around to doing anything about it yet.
12.03.2026 01:21
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βNon-diverse participantsβ is the euphemism of the year
12.03.2026 00:27
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So here we have the president deeming a lawmaker who has been mildly critical of him a traitor to the country.
Once again, just imagine Obama or Biden declaring some random congressman "disloyal to the United States of America," and the round-the-clock media freakout you would have seen.
11.03.2026 21:53
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11.03.2026 22:01
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If we already won, why is our navy too scared to escort tankers through the Strait of Hormuz?
11.03.2026 22:09
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The money that could have given Americans universal healthcare here at home is being spent instead to murder schoolgirls overseas.
11.03.2026 16:27
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It is truly infuriating that the last ten years has essentially been a group project to teach Joe Rogan how politics works.
11.03.2026 20:48
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Joe Rogan oerfectly summed up
c/o @captainhowdy.bsky.social
11.03.2026 20:13
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This is spreading all over Bluesky today and is wildly misleading--it is from eight months ago and it is in reference to working with NATO allies and arming Ukraine.
11.03.2026 18:47
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These are the 4 things AI can do well:
β’Clean up your email inbox (badly)
β’Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
β’Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
β’Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
06.03.2026 18:46
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A foreign hacker likely has the Epstein Files.
The best way to prevent blackmail of government officials, such as trump and Howard Lutnick, would be for AG Pam Bondi to stop the cover up and release all the Epstein Files as required by law.
11.03.2026 16:31
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If the shoes don't fit you must commit.
11.03.2026 18:27
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tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse
11.03.2026 12:38
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Again, this question is downstream of the fact that this war is entirely illegal under both US domestic & international law. Even if you think it is a good idea, or justified because βIran is Very Bad & did ______,β you should still be very disturbed that a Mad King can just do this stuff now.
11.03.2026 16:43
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