Amy L Crow 🐦‍⬛

A cute and fluffy black cat stretches across a sunbeam on a striped living room carpet. There is a banana nearby.

Yeap.

Come on Forest and Liverpool.

Happy Hammers!

MAX DOWMAN. 16 YEARS OLD.

ETCH THAT INTO EMIRATES HISTORY, ARSENAL HISTORY, PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY!

Before the UK, France and China send any ships to the gulf, I want to know where that American submarine is.

BIG BIG win.

YES ARSENAL!

A spam text message that says ‘Mum, it’s (sic) my new number’.

Did someone buy my cat a phone?

Motorhead guitarist Phil Campbell dead at 64: “His legacy, music and the memories he created with so many will live on forever” Phil Campbell passed away away following “a complex and major operation”

☹️♠️

I’ve seen The Omen films, I know the deal.

Looks familiar to the old rattlers I’d use into Liverpool Street. Wondered what happened to the old rolling stock!

Told you you didn’t need luck! Very well done. I hope the hard work pays massive dividends.

The Antichrist World Tour. Hosted by the Antichrist.

More excuses to carry on the war against Mother Earth.

I made a mistake in my teens of thinking the easiest way of getting rid of them was to buy a copy of Watchtower and shuffle them off. Big error.

Yep they were inviting me to that as well. Thankfully I have an intercom to politely decline the deceased deity day festivities.

Looking forward to Melania’s next star turn as Cassandra.

They move fast. They were in Chelmsford last Saturday morning buzzing my door.

He better attend in a disguise. Preferably Jeremy Beadle.

I misread that. In my mind the halibut had a pelican crust.

Probably why I missed the start of Patti Smith 😂

I also managed to catch Slaves/Soft Play three times, Craig Charles, and lord knows who else. Didn’t drop until 8am Sunday.

I caught the back end of Patti Smith. Can’t think where I was to miss most of it. Lionel was fantastic! Saturday night at West Holts was it for me - Roy Aires, Todd Terje, The Family Stone l, and Parliament/Funkadelic. Absolutely obscenely great line up.

Brilliant! I really remember his “I hate drummers t-shirt” from that day.

As an aside, that was a frigging awesome year for Glasto.

I was never a massive fan of Motörhead, but liked their music. I’m so pleased I got a chance to see them at Glastonbury in 2015; it felt like seeing one of THE bands. Phil Campbell was brilliant that day and really joyful. Sad to read this today.

WAR...

#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

A screenshot of Kaz Self enjoying a night of comedy in Bristol when the pro-trans event was happening in London. An event she seems to pour scorn on because it wasn’t invented by the (discriminatory) Labour Party.

Additionally, Kaz, you didn’t even bother going yourself and you’re having a go at the organisers.

It’s such a shame how his body keeps hobbling him.

Not until the next financial year from the sounds of it. We can’t expect them to pay their way.

If it was left to your good friends and front benchers, that event wouldn’t have happened.