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Alanna M. Shadrake

@jsbachtopus

Takes up too much space & laughs too loudly. 31 | Bi/Pan | She/They | Leftist | CLE (all opinions my own)

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I’m so excited to see you getting the success you deserve!!!

13.05.2025 01:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.04.2025 05:53 πŸ‘ 38878 πŸ” 9145 πŸ’¬ 355 πŸ“Œ 371

Agree…but like…someone out there is keeping incest porn alive so I’m guessing they wouldn’t bat an eye at clone fucking πŸ˜‚

24.03.2025 15:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it depends on whether you see your clone as an extension of yourself or their own person? Idk

24.03.2025 13:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The seasons, ranked:

β€’summer nights
β€’autumn days
β€’winter nights
β€’autumn nights
β€’spring days
β€’spring nights
β€’summer days
β€’winter days

Yes, there is a difference between days and nights. Yes, I will elaborate if anyone directly asks.

24.03.2025 08:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know it’s only just spring but I can’t wait til summer nights. When the air is thick and tho sound travels, it catches and hangs over you. I want to sit by the lake just before dawn and hear a train catch in the air, accompanied by the crashing waves. I so love the world at 4am on a summer night.

24.03.2025 07:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
14.03.2025 06:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Moon looks cool.

14.03.2025 06:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I don’t understand why they sent the second message when it’s implied in the first?

02.03.2025 22:15 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

…and?

02.03.2025 15:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Reads: β€œphysical exam: general: alert, cooperative, and pleasant”

Reads: β€œphysical exam: general: alert, cooperative, and pleasant”

One thing about adulthood they don’t tell you is that you can still be β€œa pleasure to have in class;” it’s just that your report cards turn into to H&Ps from doctor visits and the phrasing is a little different.

02.03.2025 01:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The horrors persist, but so do I.

20.02.2025 21:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love all my trans friends dearly, and if you aren’t my friend, I love you too

21.01.2025 04:06 πŸ‘ 212 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

God, it really has been a week*, huh

*month
*year
*lifetime

11.01.2025 04:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is both hilarious and also a reason I am furious at Ryan Day thank you

11.01.2025 04:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.01.2025 21:51 πŸ‘ 348 πŸ” 489 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 20

Acknowledging that I am still an artist no matter what percent of my income comes from art was honestly life-changing. Such a crucial truth.

06.01.2025 22:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do we think that somewhere in the non-musical world there is a guy named Phillip who lives in NYC whose friends call him β€œNew York Phil” …?

02.01.2025 20:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty

28.12.2024 02:24 πŸ‘ 17420 πŸ” 3576 πŸ’¬ 334 πŸ“Œ 205

"This is not a drill" okay RenΓ© Magritte you're not impressing anybody

06.12.2024 23:28 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a chronic Messiah singer I can’t say I fully agree but I can say this made me guffaw aloud

06.12.2024 17:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn I guess there is something more effective than voting

06.12.2024 17:14 πŸ‘ 438 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
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Hey Bluesky πŸ‘‹πŸΏ We’re a band from #Cleveland, OH that celebrates Black Music. We bring authenticity, quality sound, and songs that have a bridge. πŸ˜‚ Check out a clip from our recent tribute to #MFDOOM

16.11.2024 16:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you've hurdied your last gurdy there buddy

12.11.2024 18:27 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Cats be like

12.11.2024 23:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cat looking at you: cute
two cats looking at you: extremely creepy

10.11.2024 19:24 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio)
Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio) YouTube video by Gordon Lightfoot

It’s November 10th, everyone.

10.11.2024 23:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, practicing when you do not feel like it does, in fact, make things better.

09.11.2024 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0