Kaitensatsuma

Are you truly wealthy if you're only on your SECOND home in 2026? 🤔

"This isn't art.

It isn't meant to be art, and I loved every minute of it despite that"

And then, naturally, using privilege for praxis.

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Surprisingly I'm a fan of the humble open-faced sandwich ham and tomato, or cheddar and onion.

A good slice of European style rye sourdough, a bit of butter, some smoked ham, thick slices of tomato and some diced onion - salt and pepper

I recently tried the Cheddar & Onion and y'know?

Not bad

Yeaaah but the roast beef has got to be good, or else you're just eating rubber.

It's best if you make your own.

Twice?

Wait, he means the two REPUBLICAN SHOOTERS?

I won't say "No" to a Costco thick crust, even if I live a long walk away from New Haven 🤷‍♂️

Sometimes you want that extra chew.

They're both kind of bad choices for different reasons, but the important part is someone pisses in Gregg Abbot's breakfast bowl.

I'm more of a fan of having a spicy sort of mustard like Guliens or Grey Poupon

It doesn't help AT ALL that their first example is some crystal woo-woo bullshit.

You should probably take your own advice.

"I hope I don't get to do the thing I REALLY WANT TO DO"

A stunning reversal to anything that doesn't require potential mandatory reporting where everything else is "in your head and you need to lose weight"

Damned Americans, They Ruined America!

That is a deep dish, but it isn't a Deepdish pizza

@redderbeanpaste.bsky.social wait till you see this one - "American Classic Flavor"

Yes, salt and grease, gotcha.

If you ever see a European deli try some of their chip or crisps - the Polish ones have bacon shaped and flavored ones sometimes

Okay.

Now explain how that doesn't extend to lobbying, PACs, ultrawealthy donors.....

To be fair they're SO RACIST that "Cojones" just fell out of their brain

Interesting question: Do Permanent Residents have to answer a draft, or do they just get deported to their own countries?

How is Talarico simultaneously TOO CHRISTIAN and NOT CHRISTIAN ENOUGH?

No, I'm not aware of classes on being an opportunistic bastard being taught in the K-12 system, just the usual "America is the Best, MLK was Black Jesus, Died for our Sins, WWII! WWII! WWII!, Hand Turkeys, and DON'T ASK ABOUT ANYTHING WE DID IN CENTRAL AMERICA"

Must be the new curriculum.

Are talking, six sides cubed, or cubed steak cubed?

Biden had nothing to do with pushing it through Congress, and it's frankly disgusting anyone would even imply that he had anything to do with it other than signing it.

Crediting Biden with the PACT act is just disgusting - Veterans and Fire Fighters fought for that bill and it was played with. People's lives were played with, and strong advocates for the bill like Jon Stewart who fought for it for YEARS had to SHAME congress into passing it, and you CREDIT BIDEN!

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"B" is generous, "C+"

"I'm not voting for Democrats who have clearly no intention in being a problem to those in power, and solving problems when they're the ones with it"

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The ever-magnanimous liberals, accusing Leftists of wanting to feel superior instead of admitting they fucked up and could stand to do some progressive shit instead of Fascist-Light shit.

OH THAT IS WEIRD, I've never seen Screenshot do THAT

Or "Yes", actually

We're begging you to stop dragging this country righwards