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Called a thing the Internet of Thingsβ€”Wrote HOW TO FLY A HORSE & THE STORY OF STORIESβ€”https://storyofstori.es/buyβ€”He/Himβ€”Agents: Richard/Inkwell (Lit.)β€”Mary Ellen/Leigh Bureau (Talks)β€”Substack: https:// thestoryofstori.es Austin, TXβ€”I don't argue or debate

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11.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I could write an entire essay about the absolute complexity of the reaction on his face to the most crazytown bananapants batshit answer I’ve seen in a hot minute

11.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Grammarly Is Facing a Class Action Lawsuit Over Its AI β€˜Expert Review’ Feature The feature, which Grammarly shut down Wednesday, presented editing suggestions as if they came from established authors and academicsβ€”without their consent.

I'm suing Grammarly over its paid AI feature that presented editing suggestions as if they came from me - and many other writers and journalists - without consent.

State law requires consent before someone's name can be used for commercial purposes.

www.wired.com/story/gramma...

11.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 7343 πŸ” 2252 πŸ’¬ 113 πŸ“Œ 189

every piece of paper is the beaten flesh of a slaughtered tree

11.03.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PS Googling suggest this is a real person, not Neil Gaiman in Groucho glasses

11.03.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh a little jab to set up the chin breaker

11.03.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a neil gaiman defender contests a response of 'no' to a link to a substack, and is told 'I see that like Neil Gaiman, you don't understand that no is a complete sentence'

a neil gaiman defender contests a response of 'no' to a link to a substack, and is told 'I see that like Neil Gaiman, you don't understand that no is a complete sentence'

you want to see a murder

11.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 3931 πŸ” 710 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 30
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Apparently this is "finishing salt." IDGAF, I like it. And now it's "finishing this relationship" salt, too.

11.03.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I once dated someone who was disappointed that I did not have nine kinds of salt. I kid you not. It didn't work out.

11.03.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What do you think of "May your bowels thrive" as a new sign off? Just workshopping some ideas here.

11.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump: β€œI thought you said MIMES!”

11.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

you were pokemon going to panopticon dystopia, whether you realized it or not

10.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 642 πŸ” 208 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

every piece of paper is the beaten flesh of a slaughtered tree

10.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

out of touch (which may not be a bad thing) unless you plan to print Blue-ski before reading it in which case you would be out of toner

10.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Opinion | By killing schoolchildren en masse, we are giving Iranians the freedom and liberty that Americans have enjoyed in Littleton, Newtown, Parkland, and Uvalde.

10.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 865 πŸ” 190 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 17
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Alabama governor commutes death sentence of inmate whose accomplice fired fatal shot Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey has commuted the death sentence of a 75-year-old inmate who was set to be executed this week even though he was not in the building when the victim was killed.

Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey has commuted the death sentence of a 75-year-old inmate who was set to be executed this week even though he was not in the building when the victim was killed.

10.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 295 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 17
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In 1972, the US had more metro lines per capita than Canada, France, or Germany. Now, it's below all of them. It only has 50% of Canada's per-capita metros.

In 1990, 4 of the world’s 14 longest metros were in the US. Today, not a single US network sits on that list.

www.urban.org/urban-wire/r...

10.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 253 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 10
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"Blueskee"

10.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 1281 πŸ” 283 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 107

being hydrated is fucking annoying

10.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

why did we even domesticate peeves

10.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 372 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 4

I like how Aragorn has different names for himself in different places in Middle Earth because he bounces checks or something

10.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 2373 πŸ” 257 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 8
Product listing for Freshness Guaranteed Traditional Rotisserie Chicken, 36 oz (Chilled) in a clear resealable bag with a purple label. Price: $2.97 ($1.32/lb), or $2.82 with subscription. Tagged as "Chilled" with Add and Subscribe buttons. A heart/save icon appears in the top right corner.

Product listing for Freshness Guaranteed Traditional Rotisserie Chicken, 36 oz (Chilled) in a clear resealable bag with a purple label. Price: $2.97 ($1.32/lb), or $2.82 with subscription. Tagged as "Chilled" with Add and Subscribe buttons. A heart/save icon appears in the top right corner.

last week it was the youth wasting their buy-a-house money on rotisserie chickens

10.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"Human writing often includes some clunky phrases, like this passage from Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian, caused by the author's aversion to punctuation: 'As well ask men what they think of stone.'"

"Human writing often includes some clunky phrases, like this passage from Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian, caused by the author's aversion to punctuation: 'As well ask men what they think of stone.'"

This is the stupidest g.d. thing I have read all day.

10.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 2917 πŸ” 402 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 13

oh for fuck's sake

10.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
For Mahmoud Khalll, this past year has been marked by profound hardship-and by profound courage.
A year ago, Mahmoud was walking home through our city after sharing an iftar with his wife Noor when he was detained by federal agents, flown to Louisiana, and then held in an ICE facility for months. In that time, he was forced to miss the birth of his first child. All of this for exercising his First Amendment rights in protesting the ongoing genocide in Palestine.
And yet, even in the face of that cruelty, there has also been beauty. New Yorkers raising their voices in solidarity. A city refusing to look away. Mahmoud won his freedom, and a father was finally reunited with his child.
Last night, as we marked the one year anniversary of his detention, Rama and I were honored to welcome Mahmoud, Noor, and their son Deen to Gracie Mansion to break our fast together.
Mahmoud is a New Yorker, and he belongs in New York City.

For Mahmoud Khalll, this past year has been marked by profound hardship-and by profound courage. A year ago, Mahmoud was walking home through our city after sharing an iftar with his wife Noor when he was detained by federal agents, flown to Louisiana, and then held in an ICE facility for months. In that time, he was forced to miss the birth of his first child. All of this for exercising his First Amendment rights in protesting the ongoing genocide in Palestine. And yet, even in the face of that cruelty, there has also been beauty. New Yorkers raising their voices in solidarity. A city refusing to look away. Mahmoud won his freedom, and a father was finally reunited with his child. Last night, as we marked the one year anniversary of his detention, Rama and I were honored to welcome Mahmoud, Noor, and their son Deen to Gracie Mansion to break our fast together. Mahmoud is a New Yorker, and he belongs in New York City.

In a dining room, five people eat, chat and smile around a table of food.

In a dining room, five people eat, chat and smile around a table of food.

Iftar, Day 19

10.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 2323 πŸ” 312 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 26

or bi men

10.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Funny obituary

Funny obituary

So that's what happened to my sister-in-law! Beware, she's evil AF!

10.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. Military Refuses to Endorse Trump Claim That Iran Bombed Girls' School "It would be inappropriate to comment given the incident is under investigation," CENTCOM told The Intercept.

"'This is another instance of Trump lying and just talking out of his ass,' said a U.S. government official."

"This clearly was not a failed rocket from the IRGC base."

"[T]he girls' school [..] was deliberately targeted."
#USA #Iran #Israel #Education #Military

09.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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I can't compete with this.

09.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 10320 πŸ” 1744 πŸ’¬ 232 πŸ“Œ 413

It's just one story, one illustration of all the terrible things that have happened. It's been a week since the very great noise/drone artist Siavash Amini posted this, from where he lives Tehran. There has been no update since. It could be for any number of reasons. We just don't know.

09.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1