“And this time we *really* mean it!”
14.03.2026 15:03
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“And this time we *really* mean it!”
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
This one?
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He was aff his fucking nut on the swedgers gurning like a loon.
I walked into the tent they were playing in at T in the Park. It was surprisingly full. “Going for Gold” era. I think I was the only one not wearing a bucket cap and Adidas Sambas.
I’ve always thought of them as everyone’s 7th favourite Oasis support act.
Also you Gen X’ers
Boomers still have waaaaaaay too much money
Utterly farcical customer service experience. I could write a 10 page thread on how incredibly dumb it was.
DHL “We have lost your parcel. You need to get the company who sent it to send us a description so we can find it”
“No, you can contact them. You are the ones who lost it”
Cue an hour of going round in circles as to why that should be a function of customer service and not the customer.
The least healthy man on the planet is in hospital again
A month?
But I thought the place was annihilated with no navy and barely any missiles left?
I don’t know how you do it. On the rare occasion I do more than 20 likes it is an instant mute. Insufferable.
When a skeet goes outside your circle you really do get some very *Bluesky* replies.
The vanity courses through everything they say and do.
It is time to Tarka our country back!
Reminded me of the day a colleague had a pen burst in his mouth moments before we had a client visit. The first thing they said as we arrived in the meeting room was “Welcome, so which Smurf did you suck off?”
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One thing remains true across these two episodes
3 years ago today I was watching Whales in Monterey bay and tooling about Pebble Beach in a farcical Muscle Car.
Today I am waiting for natural gas to wake up.
America has managed to make life worse for everyone on the plant for reasons that are completely unclear to me. It’s breaking my brain.
Graphic design is my passion
Do they have dirt on Fink to send him out to bat, or is he actually that stupid?
Ed Davey is growling at the badger?
🔥🐶☕️🔥
Back to “Lol, Spurs”
Debating whether to risk muting “Badenoch”. On one hand I really don’t want to use any brain power decoding whatever fuckwittery she has spouted, on the other hand I do want to see the inevitable glorious implosion.
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When I was a very skinny 21 yr old I had the opportunity to sit in one of Jenson Button’s F1 cars.
I can say with confidence very few of the 22% would fit in an F1 car to start. Sub 30 inch waist required.
Agreed. Pondered jumping back on the bus and putting some risk on, but this feels very far from over or even somewhat settled.
