The shoes are how everyone knows the pecking order. For every time someone displeases him their shoe size goes up one
11.03.2026 13:17
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The shoes are how everyone knows the pecking order. For every time someone displeases him their shoe size goes up one
HEARTBREAKING: Someone you know wrote an article that sounds informative and interesting, but they chose to publish it on Substack - the Nazi Bar newsletter service - so you will never willingly read it.
Wow, they're even simulating the psychological process of game developers now
you get invited to a meeting called “quick sync” and then Heather from HR is there wearing her bitmoji as she immediately lays you off
[drums•••]
this is how i access bluesky
gfdi
writing documentation: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.
me using it, a year later: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!
An anthropomorphic book character in the new Yoshi game, whose name is “Mr. E”
everyone else: [doing too much to create mysterious character names]
nintendo:
this game has the juice, energy, sauce, etc
needless to say, we played the next match with heaps more caution. counted every bag to make sure /nobody was left/ to do (m)any bagrez.
this game gets better every run.
marathon posting
Dire Marsh: we jump 2 teams fighting. teammate asks me if i count 6 bags; “yeah.”
Do our objectives. 10 minutes go by. We’re going back to finish a contract. We get iced. Guy on proxy chat says “you should have finished us all off — we’re the team from before.” As he finishes us.
night coffee + dracula flow
logging into marathon
i cannot stop thinking about playing marathon when i am not playing marathon
posting for interest’s sake:
there’s a whole channel in the official discord trying to crack this in real time; they’ve made maps of the routes you need to run between primary and secondary terminals
+ also a subreddit dedicated to the marathon ARGs if you’d like something with a slower tempo
context of this is the community finished an ARG puzzle last night on 1 of the 3 currently available maps
speculation is that these puzzles eventually lead to the unlocking of the 4th map, aboard the UESC Marathon ship
this could be Marathon’s pre-Vault of Glass moment
[yelling in the group discord]
Frame #55900 from S05 -E20 - Taro Potato-629278
it’s very good but as a parent of 2 it’s stomping my ass and my sleep deficit since i’m playing it wayyyy too late into the morning
goty
just like a bad video game: someone expects that waist high blockers will going to keep you out? shits weak
call this service CanConfirm
could be, indeed
i cannot stop thinking about playing marathon when i am not playing marathon
Thought this was a Marathon screenshot for full five seconds.
playing this one for free definitely clinched a purchase, else i wouldn’t have bought it. it’s in a weird spot where i think they should let people try it for free but they will have to find a good way to intentionally incorporate F2P and its timing. TTK is fast & that can swing in anyone’s favour.
marathon posting
solo outpost, my first run so i take a sponsored kit
do the sekgen contract, end up taking out 3 runners, and use the last runner’s kit to just smoke a protected exfil since i didn’t have enough heals to fight the UESC
didn’t know if smokes would work against bots
THIS GAME!!!!
i have no idea if they still used it or not, if she got to make new stuff for the game, etc maybe someone knows?
she did post saying that things were resolved in a way that was satisfactory to her, i know that much.
wouldn’t say the entire art style
she was paid and has a credit in the game now (not excusing how it happened, just stating the outcome)
