Melissa

Is he wearing an Apple Watch

I concur, sorry Robyn!

Well to my defense, you encouraged me to buy it! And where am I to wear it if not eating crab legs with you?

It’s nice that you refer to me as normal!

I need to see the full outfit!

❤️❤️

It was the first thing I thought of, so obviously TWINS

STOP I MADE THIS JOKE TOO

This is super cute! I actually just bought a dress from Thread Up too, but it’s a dress I had like in 2006 that I regret giving away so I bought it again (from the Target collaboration with Proenza Schouler)

Wait, that was them?!

I feel cool knowing that I know about this cult when you do. You are the cult expert!

It’s so good!

I can’t look at him without picturing him jumping and i have second hand embarrassment forever

Sadly, Chilis leans republican. BUT CHEESECAKE FACTORY?

I saw that the Cheesecake Factory makes most democratic donations so - I have to double check but — lunch date soon?

Remember her bad poetry book?

In the end…ONLY KINDNESS MATTERS. BFFFR now, Jewel.

NOOOOOOOOOO

I read it last night too. Pretty brutal. Also Amanda Palmer just giving these women to him was beyond gross.

This is so dorky.

Hi!!!!!