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Busy doing dad stuff probably. I have no idea what I’m doing. Often fascinated, frequently bewildered. Partial to a decent gif.

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What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”

What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”

Funny how that works.

14.03.2026 18:01 👍 11101 🔁 3204 💬 241 📌 92
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In cases you were wondering . . . this is a photo that annoyed Pete Hegseth so much because he thought it was "unflattering" so he got the photographer barred. I encourage all of you to use it as often as possible.

12.03.2026 01:05 👍 4507 🔁 2301 💬 464 📌 239
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720 reactions · 14 shares | Grizzly has been sitting in a shelter kennel for over 200 days, and it’s heartbreaking because he truly checks so many boxes. He’s dog social, passed his cat test, and is g... Grizzly has been sitting in a shelter kennel for over 200 days, and it’s heartbreaking because he truly checks so many boxes. He’s dog social, passed his cat test, and is good with kids 13+, yet he’s....

🖤 GRIZZLY 🖤
This handsome fella needs a home with someone who understands German shepherds. 200 days waiting 😫

Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue
Wantagh, NY, 11793

His bio 👇👇
www.petfinder.com/dog/grizzly-...

Facebook page 👇
www.facebook.com/reel/1937604...

13.03.2026 23:44 👍 2401 🔁 1448 💬 72 📌 60
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From the FunnyAnimals community on Reddit: That look 😂 Explore this post and more from the FunnyAnimals community

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13.03.2026 21:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THE POOL TABLE

13.03.2026 08:30 👍 63 🔁 11 💬 9 📌 1

It is wild that Trump and Hegseth saw Russia march face first into an endless quagmire in Ukraine that is wrecking Russia and economically devastating the country and said "yes let's do that, but Iran"

13.03.2026 16:23 👍 896 🔁 216 💬 65 📌 9

I'd like to live in a country where kindness is a political virtue and politicians talk about and center people at a disadvantage and who can't stand up for themselves

I don't want a politics thats all about beating up our enemies

13.03.2026 01:52 👍 3381 🔁 542 💬 154 📌 28

My humanity is the one thing they cannot take from me through legislation, through force, through fear. It belongs to me. And I will not surrender it, not even to my own rage, not even in the name of the people we have lost. I will not let them take that too.

12.03.2026 23:17 👍 2220 🔁 460 💬 74 📌 18

~ Mr. Rogers — on love

Love is like infinity: You can't have more or less infinity, and you can't compare two things to see if they're equally infinite!

Infinity just is,

And that's the way I think love is, too.

13.03.2026 10:47 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

If your so-called president is getting richer during his term while you are getting poorer, you may want to vote accordingly next time.....

...if you get a chance to.

12.03.2026 15:11 👍 3362 🔁 848 💬 68 📌 31
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Sir 💥

13.03.2026 06:01 👍 10262 🔁 2738 💬 243 📌 119
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a man with a hat and mustache is sitting in a car and saying `` it 's a little chilly out `` . ALT: a man with a hat and mustache is sitting in a car and saying `` it 's a little chilly out `` .

Me after walking the dog:

13.03.2026 09:10 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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👇👇

11.03.2026 09:36 👍 82 🔁 38 💬 3 📌 1
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😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
Bonded 1 year old cats.
DIPPER & MABEL. Both bios below. Please adopt them. They're just adorable

Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue
Wantagh, NY, 11793

MABEL 🩷👇🩷

www.petfinder.com/cat/mabel-2b...

DIPPER 👇🤍👇

www.petfinder.com/cat/dipper-3...

12.03.2026 00:05 👍 3084 🔁 816 💬 69 📌 52
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From the AnimalsBeingDerps community on Reddit: Someone wants to be an F1 racer Explore this post and more from the AnimalsBeingDerps community

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12.03.2026 19:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Epstein files need to become the Epstein trials.

The Epstein files need to become the Epstein trials.

Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche admits that the DOJ excluded all images showing “death, physical abuse, or injury” from Epstein files release.

12.03.2026 07:22 👍 3217 🔁 1407 💬 143 📌 0
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The FBI will use your taxpayer dollars to train with UFC fighters. Yes, you read that correctly. Meanwhile, possible sleeper cells are waiting for the next opportunity to attack America because of this illegal and unnecessary war with Iran. Fuck Kash Patel‼️

12.03.2026 14:32 👍 151 🔁 84 💬 18 📌 0
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For this administration, it’s not about doing good, it’s about looking good...even when American lives are on the line.

11.03.2026 20:24 👍 7718 🔁 2257 💬 1237 📌 297
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🎯

12.03.2026 06:39 👍 16560 🔁 4554 💬 573 📌 191
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My cat sleeps all day and then keeps me awake all night so this gave me a good laugh.
Credit - @dagnylill on Instagram

11.03.2026 20:52 👍 9762 🔁 1929 💬 544 📌 293
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"If we can find the money to kill people, we can find the money to help people.".. (quote Tony Benn).. (cartoon Dave Whamond)

10.03.2026 17:45 👍 3026 🔁 1111 💬 83 📌 34
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I still think about this a lot.

11.03.2026 08:48 👍 3636 🔁 693 💬 94 📌 72

I have been dreading going to sleep.

Because one of these mornings, we will wake up and turn on the news.

And our lives will be forever changed.

We don't know when. We don't know how.

But we do know why.

10.03.2026 14:57 👍 779 🔁 118 💬 66 📌 6

Trump believes everything Putin tells him.

If American intelligence services tell him something different, Trump believes Putin.

If reality contradicts what Putin is saying, Trump believes Putin.

Trump is Putin's slave and a traitor to the United States.

We all know why.

10.03.2026 16:42 👍 175 🔁 48 💬 14 📌 3
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10.03.2026 18:45 👍 77 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 0
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a white rabbit with pink ears is standing on a table with its mouth open . ALT: a white rabbit with pink ears is standing on a table with its mouth open .
10.03.2026 12:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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That’s happening NOW

09.03.2026 21:22 👍 2281 🔁 836 💬 109 📌 60
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10.03.2026 07:39 👍 8 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0
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(cartoon Steve Sack)

10.03.2026 00:03 👍 2512 🔁 730 💬 51 📌 19

If only there was another war I could think of in recent memory involving the US in the Middle East, where regime change was promised, didn’t happen, victory was declared and then the whole thing was repeated catastrophically badly at a later date. 🤔

10.03.2026 07:38 👍 5345 🔁 861 💬 188 📌 44