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me: i would like to buy a telescopic arm excavator

Hitachi: ok

me: i'd also like to buy a vibrator lol do u know where i can find a good one?

Hitachi: you're not gonna believe this

Aspirot out with two broken ankles. He got fuckin posterized

Why call it "rendered impossible due to sleep deprivation" when "cancelled by woke" is right there.

Concur

2v3 ot is an innovative format

KorpisaLOL?

KorpisLOLo

Pav3l

Aspirot putting the Ass in Aspirot

Mens Strade putting me back to sleep

Just engrave that podium step with her name

The Strade finish is so much more fun with a pack than a two-up sprint

Not too Chabbey

what athlete’s expression will stay with you the rest of your life?

I keep thinking that Pam Bondi needs to return to congress and answer questions about Epstein now that the DJIA is below 50,000.

What to know about the soldiers from Iowa-based unit killed in Kuwait Here's what to know about the six soldiers from an Iowa-based unit who were killed in an Iranian attack in Kuwait.

Like Merle Hay before them in WW1, it's Iowan tradition to be the first to die in American wars www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/l...

"save the carlyle hotel" in philly

Preservationists have lost the plot

Hell yeah, a Quentin won Jeopardy

Betteridge'd

this is how he found out about the iron sheik

Kings would claim Mangiapane but it would eat into Panarin's minutes

a man wearing glasses is holding a cell phone in his hand ALT: a man wearing glasses is holding a cell phone in his hand

🎶 Kale-ettes are gonna rock you 🎶

Deeply relatable, bout to do similar to a bank

Immigrants are the ‘only reason’ Philly’s population is growing, analysis says “Given the stakes,” the analysis said, “getting immigration policy right isn’t optional ― it’s existential.”

Via @inquirer.com

nothing in these instructions says its gotta stay in you