Elroy Jestson

Amber is the color of all our energy on this blessed 311 Day

Cody Gakpo you gotta eat shit

Was talking with a friend who's spearheading some things and I learned there's an estimated 16 million dollars of rent debt across the metro

Lamelo Ball plays basketball like Riff Raff raps

You think John Hinckley Jr things impress her?

Pretty certain that Dakota Johnson is a siren

Luka Doncic has a stunning case of Patricia Arquette mouth

The CEO of Culver's eating a butterburger so horny he gets a nosebleed

If you've never listened to CMAT you simply must change that

Coworkers everywhere today are making fun of the name MarkWayne

Just an airtight take from one of this generation's leading philosophers on the topic of......accidental Nazi tattoos??? Just listen to yourself you dumb piece of shit

Dave Matthews Band walked so this shit can run

In America, the CEO eats burger for shame ritual

"Did you fuck it up real good?"

"Yeah! This is gonna infuriate everyone"

"Nice job bubba"

^ every day at the commercial film wrap factory

Oh man living in the Sauced Meat district would rule. I'm so jealous!

Dominik Szoboszlai lookin like a white lady on a Caribbean cruise

I think maybe, just maybe, you should eat shit

I hope his dick falls off. Man who gives a fuck about this dumb shit

Jamal Murray looks like Lemongrab

You are a bloviating moron

His nickname is The Weasel and he's the one that used a trained stone marten to alter the frequency of everything. He inserted himself into Futurama from the post-future pre past ante CERN incident as a calling card

It always comes back to Pauly Shore

Got her ass

Like what if Bill Gates lit himself on fire, that'd be fucking dope

I wanna make a funny post but all I can think about is how many pieces of shit should die

I've said it before, I'll say it again: hank hill was blasting crazy rope because of his narrow urethra

"help I've fallen and I can't get up" looking ass

Don't mind me just manifesting

Mike huckabee drowning in diarrhea