Uhhhh what the hell?
11.03.2026 00:12
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Uhhhh what the hell?
Friend of a friend kinda thing
Haber Bosch? I think I saw them open for Led Zeppelin
Last April, CISA issued an 11-month extension for its CVE program with MITRE, rescuing the program from an almost certain death.
Since then, CISA and MITRE have negotiated a new deal that puts the CVE program on firmer footing. 1/2
www.csoonline.com/article/4142...
There's no reason anyone should believe me, but apparently they also have special money they give him so he can "tip" people who come in to work... and then they have to ask them for it back as they're leaving
Law of leaky abstractions is undefeated
‘Making’ chess pieces from Lego. Wow !
Source / Creator: Greg Saniatan aka slopsmcgee, in collaboration with LEGO
Thanks for asking! We're a risk focused, ai enabled security management platform that specializes in delivering high velocity solutions oriented value for your enterprise! .... 😭
Wha... what was the drama?
once your email storage is full you should be allowed to graduate from it. no more emails for you. you’ve seen enough emails. you’re free now
As a former IT guy as long as your problem doesn't involve radioactivity or a typewriter and you know how the back button on your browser works (all true stories) I promise we are barely thinking about the interaction
YES i work remotely. YES i still believe they should cancel work tomorrow for the blizzard just to be cool and nice
Great A'tuin, obviously
A few days ago, a friend asked me to make a FB group for our friend circle planning a tea party.
I made the group and invited six people.
SIX PEOPLE. It's for a tea party, at someone's house.
... wait for it ... (AI slop post 1/ ?)
Warp 10 salamander sex
The Atherstone Ball Game, a Shrove Tuesday tradition since 1199.
The rules: stay on the street and don’t kill anyone.
The ball is thrown at 3pm; whoever is holding it at 5pm wins.
@blowdart.me
Grandpa Simpson "so I was programming in LOGO which was the style at the time"
@dopestatistics.bsky.social
The waiter: And what would you like today young man?
My two year old:
How did he escape this time?
My kid once asked me to list every way it was possible to die. I would explain gay about 1000 times again over that one
The backhoes deserve a little snack, as a treat
It's nice that they come in single serving packages
Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
Honestly though
Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
